At last!
Good to see you finally got some rain. Now you'll be complaining about having to buy a lawnmower.
Where we are, I'd have to say 'Crikey it's damp!'.
Every day we wake to grey wet mist, punctuated by bouts of drizzle. Forecast is the same for the forseeable future.
So, it sounds like a duck, it speaks like a duck, it reacts like a duck, it reasons like a duck..... but it isn't a duck?
Or are you saying that most human beings can't be considered to be sentient?
I reckon those secret service guards might benefit from a bit of gun training - it took 30 shots to bring down one lightly armed person. (there was only mention of him having a hand gun)
No, just another day in good ole USA.
If he intended an assassination, I doubt he would pull a pistol at the front gate.
So, simply another deranged gun nut.