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Is that a Kiwi farmer in winter, without ewe?

Pretty sure it's mainly Wolfie for Jerry. Haven't worked out what it is for Spacey... not sure they have a name for it!

Ahhh, Wolfie.

What is "soacksavers"? Some kind of laundry detergent?

Women don't snore. Every one of them is adamant on that point.

No, the Wanker is installed at the point of sale

You're an interesting duck. Let's see if I can get your thinking here. - All politicians are useless, except the crazy ones who only know how to wreck things. - Money shouldn't be spent on foreign aid, immigrants or anyone else in need. Instead, it should all be spent on a "great big beautiful" consumer affairs department because you once had a problem with some lemon of a car. - You're neither Left nor Right aligned, but everyone else on Earth is a raving Lefty. Is that a fair summary?

There's a town in Bavaria called Wank. I don't know if they have a festival.

I hope there's some wiser minds in the intelligence community who work around the blockage in the white house. Perhaps pass the required intelligence through another 5 Eyes partner, or simply keep delivering it through unofficial channels.

I've heard the English like to all come together on occasion.

I don't know, OME. You're a bright spark.

I think Kevin Bloody Wilson wrote the words to her song. "I remember her now, stepping out of her jeans, She was dishing out frangers like a vending machine, But someone copped a brumby, 'cos she's having a foal, I knew the bride when she used to be a moll..."

Depends how far you go back. Guess you can say that 200 years ago all the land was snapped up by foreign investors, and they didn't even pay.

It seems that in countries whose PM's are dealing firmly with Trump - eg Canada and to a lesser extent UK - the governments are enjoying a rise in public support. In Canada especially, Trudeau's liberal government was trailing in the polls by 10? points - but since their quick reactions to Trumps "dumb" tariffs they are now leading by 2 points. Perhaps Albo can take that lesson on board. Trump cannot be kowtowed to or approached as a supplicant. Firm, assertive but not aggressive behaviour is needed (as for any volatile bully). I think that that particular lesson from other countries would apply to the voters here too.

OME! As our resident grammar copper, you should know it's "court martial" not "court marshal".

Albo, Starmer, other European leaders are "slimy cowards", but the pussy-grabbing rapist bribe-paying employee-cheating government wrecking treasonous convicted felon is "President Trump"? Can you not see how you sound? You are saying black is white and trying to convince everyone else of it.

Which conspiracy website did you read that in?

More bullshit. Albo is muzzled because if he said what he truly thought of the dickhead, word would get back to him and the thin-skinned idiot would slap tarriffs on Australia. Like the WA premier said, Vance is a knob. Any pollie, apart from the crazies like Clive and Pauline, think that Trump is a raving lunatic. I bet even Voldemort privately thinks that, but being the cynical prick that he is, he'll copy every stupid policy Trump comes up with to try and win the votes of the right wing's rabid rump, like yourself.

Something will give soon. Just hope that the boat corrects itself with limited casualties.

There's no end to his evil. https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/mar/03/trump-national-forest-executive-order

Unless you've been under a rock you'll have heard of the (latest) disgusting act by a putative (Putinised?) US president, who in front of TV cameras with his arse-licking VP, berated another head of state (a real one) for note showing enough gratitude to the US. Obvious this is not the first, or even 1000th, indication that despite legally being voted into office, this... person... is not a fit and proper leader of any group of people, much less the president of the USA. Which raises the question. Should a head of state be qualified - at anything? Should there be a character test? A psychological evaluation? Any sort of thorough investigation into their past that would indicate their fitness for office? At the moment, in non-royal democratic countries anyway, all that is required is a lot of money and the nomination of a political party. This nomination doesn't have to be based on the person's character, ethics or morality - in fact it's most likely to be the person who can direct the most votes to themselves through the application of power - favours, horse trading, intimidation. At best it's "this person is our team's best chance of winning the election" which is a very different matter from being good for the country. At least countries with royal families tend to raise / train their children to act like a leader (in Charlie's case, the world's longest apprenticeship). That's not to say there haven't been some right royal twats, inbred to buggery, who shouldn't have been in charge of a tea party - but at least it's something. Arguing the opposing side, in that Oval Office debacle there was another President, a man deserving of the title as he's led his invaded country extremely well in a war of resistance for three years. His only qualification? That he once acted as a president in a TV comedy. So sitting together you had two ex-TV actors, one doing an extremely good job, the other one a convicted criminal and general waste of oxygen whose best contribution to humanity would be to realise what a twat he is, fire everyone he ever chose for his administration and apologise profusely to the world before topping himself. If qualifications were required, MAYBE Zelenskyy would have them, I don't know enough about him - but Trump would definitely not. What do you think?

There's an idea. We can change from the "Orange Clown" to the "Turmeric Twat".

Marjorie Taylor Greene's partner has proved his lack of judgement by who he's partnered with. Seems to escape these idiots notice that Zelenskyy is a REAL president unlike that clown they chose, and he's wearing the clothes he does in solidarity with the men and women fighting for his country. They don't want some suit wearing blowhard.

Jeez, long winded for not much of a punchline.

All they need to say is "we're sorry we couldn't be bothered getting off our arses and voting for Kamala."