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Marty_d

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  1. I laughed when he drew a correlation between the name and their success in war - apparently the US won every war up to and including WWII because it was named the "Department of War", and lost every war since because they changed it. Kind of like comparing the release dates of Nicholas Cage movies with spikes in swimming pool death rates. There are clear similarities, but Nick is not to blame.
  2. With a few exceptions like Saint Bob Brown, it generally does
  3. That's going to be difficult. They would have told the buyer that beam was about 161ft long, whereas it was really only 100ft...
  4. As soon as I saw the news I thought "Peter is going to love this!"
  5. Well funny you should say that OME, apparently there was a rumour of the orange clown's demise that got so much traction the white house had to address it. For the first time ever, Trump was right when he called it "fake news".
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    C. The others have an animal in them
  7. It's when you start humping stranger's legs that you really get into trouble.
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    Eighteen
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    C
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    1. It could be 11pm when you wake.
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    Arsenal are shit?
  12. Get your battery tested Space. Probably stuffed.
  13. They're a bit big Nev. I've had one up my arse when driving in Bendigo, all you can see is grille in the rear vision mirror.
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    Strength in numbers
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    I don't know that the kiwi alphabet has all the vowels, they don't seem to use them all.
  16. Marty_d

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    Works with S_X too if you use it phonetically.
  17. You're a very generous person Jerry. I don't have time for these idiots. They want to use the benefits of an open democracy but not follow the rules which make a society function. I do agree with you about corporate welfare, and would argue that there are strong similarities between billionaires/multinationals and sovereign citizens - neither thinks the laws apply to them, and neither pays their taxes.
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    O
  19. Oh, I don't think there'd be a lot of sympathy for that prick.
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    2cm
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    I think she wants a dog.
  22. He's definitely dead one way or the other. You don't get to kill cops and live.
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    7560 (if my maths is right, can't be bothered switching to calculator app)
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    I'll go Paradise. All the others contain Odd or Even.
  25. I bet they'll be ready next time.
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