Marty_d

Your best typo yet... "untittingly" 😆

Happy new year all! Only in Tassie - sitting at Kingston beach following a ride. There's 10 lifeguards with RHIB, paddle board, ATV and all the equipment - and about 6 people braving the water! (I know it's bloody cold, we went snorkeling this morning and even with full wetsuit boots and gloves we were freezing). So your chances of rescue are pretty good!

I like the text at the bottom.

I've never seen an arrow pointing out which side the filler cap is on.

I kind of agree with the Australian laws. We used to be limited to 250cc here, but then people would buy 250's that were quite capable of doing 200kph and getting there quickly. Power to weight ratio is smarter. As to the heavier bike thing, I think it makes sense for a learner to start being able to control a heavy bike at low speed, rather than learning on something light and zippy and assuming all bikes feel like that. I was riding yesterday and felt the tarmac scraping the heel of my left boot in a corner. It was on the peg!

Poor little bugger. Talk about the worst job on earth.

That's quite a feat. We should also paws to consider yon maiden's hands...

You can stick that up your arse.

I think the only holy thing was the condom her lover wore.

He already knows how to weld. Far better than those DEI welders. Some people say he may be the best welder ever.

Finally... Albo listened! https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-12-23/anthony-albanese-recommends-changes-parliamentary-travel-rules/106174182

Little Johnny just misbehaved for the last time...

Instead of a cockpit, there was a box office?

Making America Irrelevant Again

Well they couldn't really say "Here LIES Donald Trump", because he's been doing that all his life.

Far more useful than the real thing

Not yet. I was distracted by other things last weekend.

Man, AI fails again! OT didn't post anything rude. This time.

Nah, we're full

Nobody puts Baby in the corner

Tecumseh I think. At least that was on the air filter I replaced.

Ah, 14hp means 14 Hamster Power? Thanks gents!

Hey, Hoping the brains trust can help me out here. We inherited an MTD Yard Machines 14hp ride on from my father in law about 10 years ago. Up to now it's been really reliable, even though I only use it about 4 times a year it starts first time. Anyway, I was using it a couple of weeks ago and the drive part stopped. Without thinking, I tipped it on its side to work out why, discovered a broken spring, and went to the shed to see if I had a replacement the right size. You can probably guess. Yes I got distracted by something else, then it was time to make dinner etc, and before I knew it three days had passed before I remembered the mower on its side in the paddock. The oil flooding the air filter didn't do it much good. I cleaned out as much oil as I can get to, got a new air filter, topped up the oil, put fuel in and charged the battery. Now, even with "Start ya bastard", it doesn't start. Any ideas about what else I could try, before giving up and selling a kidney to get it fixed? Thanks!

Martin Bryant who killed 35 people at Port Arthur was not a Muslim. Neither was that, unfortunately Australian, cock sucker who killed 51 innocent people in New Zealand. Don't be an idiot. Murderous arseholes are not restricted to one culture or religion.