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  1. Marty_d

    Brain Teaser

    26
  2. Let's simplify it down, shall we. Option 1: a near death experience with strange things happening in the brain can sometimes cause visions or dream sequences for some people, some times. Option 2: a near death experience lets some people who believe in a god which is different and better than all the other gods that other people believe in (in fact all the others don't exist), see an afterlife which is limited to humans who believe in that god despite humans being biologically almost identical to a rat. Now please check your belief system at the door, put on that logical problem solving pilot hat which I hope we all have, and choose.
  3. Marty_d

    Brain Teaser

    Look more closely It's like reading a Spacey post...
  4. Marty_d

    Brain Teaser

    C
  5. Shhh... You'll accidentally start another Democrat-bashing rumour that the Republicans will run with...
  6. Was one of them Trump? That would be karma in action.
  7. In one way or another, you always pay...
  8. I think half your age + 7 years is the acceptable standard - as long as you're over 22, of course.
  9. Age isn't mentioned. They'll get there and find the virgins are in their 90's, and there's a reason they were still virgins.
  10. By that logic Nev, Jacquie Lambie should have quit when she left Clive Palmer's abortion of a party. She's turned out to be, on the whole, a positive influence I think.
  11. Not in my opinion. The backlash of doing so isn't worth it. For better or worse she is an elected Senator so unless she does something illegal I think the decision to quit is hers.
  12. Yeah I agree. She got some support among the more activist indigenous people, but others haven't liked her outburst much. I don't agree with Voldemort (nothing new there) but I think it was a bit embarrassing for the government.
  13. Funny, I have 14. How many are you counting on your thumb?
  14. Ah, but then you go straight to heaven. If you didn't get dunked, you might only get another 70 or 80 years of enjoying life on Earth. What a deal!
  15. Marty_d

    Brain Teaser

    Swapping the first letter gives a colour.
  16. Look, it's easy. Count the number of heads and divide by 2.
  17. Marty_d

    Brain Teaser

    I'd say 17 - I don't have any toes on my left hand
  18. Marty_d

    Quickies part 2

    My sexy Chinese neighbour told me that she was after a good rodger. It was only after my pants were around my ankles that I realised she meant someone to share the rent.
  19. Hmmm... your mum was also your sister AND your aunty, wasn't she!
  20. Jaysus Spacey, you've got to your eighth decade despite this "poison"... it can't be very effective!
  21. Shit food served by a shithead.
  22. Given there's been 3 attempts so far, I guess they couldn't have him at the drive through window. I agree he's as useless as tits on a bull.
  23. If your Kia has the motor and running gear replaced with Mercedes parts, then has the bodywork replaced with Mercedes panels... is it still a Kia?
  24. Marty_d

    Brain Teaser

    Most people get paid fortnightly so 26 per year.
  25. There's more than another degree south of Hobart.
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