Marty_d
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Well at least Albo hasn't: -given him a $400m plane -given him a state visit -fired or even moved KRudd
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You made your bed, now lie in it.
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A young priest was about to give his first sermon and was very nervous about forgetting what to say. "Don't worry," said an older priest, "I'll hide behind the alter and whisper what to say!" So the service starts and the young priest stands there tongue tied. "Say 'Jesus made atonement for the people'!" Whispered the old priest. "Jesus made toe ointment for the people!" Blurted the young bloke. "Ah, you silly beggar, you've spoilt it all!" Muttered the old priest. "And then the silly bugger spilled it all!"
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Well known personalities who have passed away recently (Renamed)
Marty_d replied to onetrack's topic in General Discussion
Interesting first name. Sounds like a laxative drink. "Blocked up? Have a Prunella!" -
Hope you washed your hands before posting, Jerry..
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Yep. And I remember saying before the election that, despite his denials, "project 25" was what he would push on the US. He's a scumbag, a liar, a greedy freeloading criminal rapist fraudster, a vindictive and small-minded bigot of the worst type. Every voter in the US either knew these facts or was living under a rock, but they still elected him.
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Why am I suddenly reminded of that old saying "It's better to keep your mouth shut and look like an idiot, than to open it and remove all doubt"?
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Trouble is his sons are as abhorrent as him, especially the two older ones.
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Sounds like you mean "Probability of copulation".
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The climate change debate continues.
Marty_d replied to Phil Perry's topic in Science and Technology
We lost power for 3 days when a tree took down our power lines. Borrowed a neighbour's little generator, it was enough to run the fridge/freezer, a couple of lights, chargers and the internet router - that was enough to keep the kids from mutiny. -
Meanwhile, in RFK-land, I think that worm ate more of his brain than he thought. https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/oct/25/rfk-jr-saturated-fats
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Marty_d replied to onetrack's topic in General Discussion
Imagine the nickname he would have got if he went to primary school in Australia... -
The climate change debate continues.
Marty_d replied to Phil Perry's topic in Science and Technology
That all looks entirely sensible to me. What's the problem? -
He mentioned a "low rated and very unpopular leader" there. I guess the Yanks really don't get irony.
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I think the cat one is AI.
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Well, go on Peter, you can't stop the story there!
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My wife literally told her ob/gyn, Warren, this joke while she was in labour... "What do you call a bloke with 100 rabbits up his bum?" ... "Warren!"
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Celebrating Positives (offset of the Gripes Thread)
Marty_d replied to Jerry_Atrick's topic in General Discussion
Sitting at the beach at Middleton enjoying the sun. Nice twisty road to get here.
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To be honest, I looked at it last night and didn't think it was bad. At least they break down the forecast into hours rather than the annoying "Rain, mainly in the morning and afternoon" which was about as useful as tits on a bull.
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What did female candidates do?
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I like it.
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It's where the money ends up that counts, IMHO. Your money may be used to fund projects overseas, but if the fund makes a profit from those endeavours then the capital plus profit ends up in Australia. You then draw your super and spend it locally, benefitting the Australian economy both by adding the wealth sourced from overseas, and by reducing the burden on the taxpayer by reducing or eliminating your use of Age Pension.
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Annabel Crabb's take on the Albo - orange man-baby's meeting is a classic, as always. https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-10-21/trump-albanese-meeting-rudd-pound-of-flesh/105916336
