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Marty_d

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  1. Marty_d

    Brain Teaser

    The answer is "No."
  2. Why not? At least all the visitors would have a smile on their face. (Except for some Chinese families, who are probably wondering why people would laugh at them being caught in the rain)
  3. When assembling my hang glider once, I dropped a wheel and it rolled down the whole damn hill. I can tell you now - they can go for ages!
  4. Plus, it's less embarrassing than asking if anyone has seen Mike Hunt.
  5. Soooo... Israel are acting like Russia but supporting Ukraine? If nothing else, it's going to confuse the yanks.
  6. Bet your sister never said that again Nev.
  7. Arm's length? He should be held in solitary. You're quoting me something I quoted from you. If this continues it could cause a disastrous iterative loop and the universe will disappear up its own fundamental orifice.
  8. Someone said in a Big Ideas segment last night - it's not that we don't trust politicians because they lie, we don't trust them because they're incompetent. I think there's something in that.
  9. It may result in an increase of the average IQ if they do start a war and get themselves killed by the real army.
  10. As a wise man once said... It's a joke, Joyce...
  11. Bloody hard to find it, I bet...
  12. So he's not real big, this chap?
  13. You'll have to be more specific, which dick tater did you mean?
  14. Next time you see one, just go to flightradar24 and click on the plane that's going over you. It'll tell you the rego, what it is, where it started, where it's going, how long into the flight, ground speed, altitude and probably the results of the pilot's last prostate exam.
  15. Marty_d

    Quickies part 2

    Sorry Jerry - I'm used to SAS where you can iterate using the shorthand "varname +1".
  16. Not completely, moustache is the same !
  17. Albo?
  18. What sort of riding was that, then?
  19. Marty_d

    Brain Teaser

    Canada
  20. Marty_d

    Quickies part 2

    If she'd written it like this he would've been fine. --initialise milkgallons = 0; eggs = 0; --at store milkgallons +1; IF available_eggs >= 6 --note: originally "if available_eggs > 0" - but this would cause brain error if shop only had 3 eggs THEN eggs + 6; ELSE eggs = 0;
  21. Marty_d

    Brain Teaser

    OVER
  22. $1.25 for Blueberries? What decade was that?
  23. Sister.
  24. Bill Browder was on RN today talking about Navalny's missus and how Putin might have to face some unintended consequences for murdering Navalny a month before the "elections". He made the point that the US has already frozen a huge amount of Russian money, and he hopes this latest outrage will encourage the recalcitrants in the Republican party to actually confiscate the money and use it for Ukraine's defence and rebuilding. Given that the GoP seems to have become an asylum run by the inmates, I'm not hopeful. (Yes, sorry to muddy the waters by talking about Navalny again, but it's all to do with Russia and the diseased chimp running it.)
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