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Marty_d

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  1. I have pranked a work colleague by leaving a message on their desk to call "Sue Ridge". The number was a local plumber.
  2. They usually turn the mic off if a speaker goes over their 15 minutes. I don't know why they let this idiot ramble for almost an hour.
  3. Marty_d

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    It's a small world after all
  4. You were stiffed!
  5. For those who still think nuclear is the way to go... https://reneweconomy.com.au/global-report-confirms-and-details-nuclear-powers-stagnation-someone-needs-to-tell-the-coalition/amp/
  6. Only when they're activated by 5G.
  7. Isn't that what the "chemtrails" are doing?
  8. Next time someone says that, say "What, 47?" And watch the reaction.
  9. You're asking for logic from Apple? They have rusted on supporters. If they released a turd embossed with the Apple logo there'd be a line around the block the night before release.
  10. Having Angus would be like having Tony Abbott back.
  11. Until this (and pending the outcome of their internal bunfight on net zero) I didn't think she was doing too badly. She kicked that MAGA-loving twit Jacinta off the front bench. But yes this act of stupidity has me questioning her intelligence.
  12. Having NOT heeded the clear message from Australian voters, which was "We want someone who will take climate change seriously AND stand up to that orange idiot", the Coalition has decided they like being in minority so they'll do the opposite. In an act of pure stupidity and anti-Australianness, Sussssan has written to the goddamn Republican party in the US and knifed her country's PM. https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-09-22/albanese-un-palestine-address-ley-republican-letter/105803078
  13. Possibly a tumbril? Like the French revolution...
  14. Marty_d

    Brain Teaser

    Pyramid scheme
  15. There's so many things wrong with that saying I don't know where to start. Maybe the saying should be "only a fool thinks that coal generated electricity powering his a/c and the petrol powering his F-350, is the same as his neighbour's solar generated electricity powering both their a/c and EV"
  16. Marty_d

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    The odds are overwhelming / overwhelming odds
  17. Marty_d

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    ... from misery to happiness today... (The Proclaimers)
  18. Marty_d

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    Neon lights
  19. Good thing I don't believe in heaven. Must be terrible for christians, knowing it'll be full of Trump supporters.
  20. Marty_d

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    Poison ivy
  21. Well, for a start he probably didn't do it at all. The story is from a work of fiction. If he did, he didn't do it from 200m, and he couldn't have killed multiple people in a short time with no one knowing where the stones were coming from. Australia's last mass shooting - Port Arthur, 1996. That's almost 30 years ago. Wonder what changed? Wasn't the intent of crazy people.
  22. Marty_d

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    I before E, except after C. (The rule with more exceptions than not)
  23. The only thing that would make the US healthy is an overwhelming Democrat majority with the balls to take on the NRA and the vision to fix their health care system.
  24. No.
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