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Marty_d

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  1. I'm just imagining an AI untittingly trained on Jerry's posts.
  2. I thought he wanted to shag his daughter, not his mum...
  3. Your best typo yet... "untittingly" 😆
  4. Happy new year all! Only in Tassie - sitting at Kingston beach following a ride. There's 10 lifeguards with RHIB, paddle board, ATV and all the equipment - and about 6 people braving the water! (I know it's bloody cold, we went snorkeling this morning and even with full wetsuit boots and gloves we were freezing). So your chances of rescue are pretty good!
  5. I like the text at the bottom.
  6. I've never seen an arrow pointing out which side the filler cap is on.
  7. I kind of agree with the Australian laws. We used to be limited to 250cc here, but then people would buy 250's that were quite capable of doing 200kph and getting there quickly. Power to weight ratio is smarter. As to the heavier bike thing, I think it makes sense for a learner to start being able to control a heavy bike at low speed, rather than learning on something light and zippy and assuming all bikes feel like that. I was riding yesterday and felt the tarmac scraping the heel of my left boot in a corner. It was on the peg!
  8. Poor little bugger. Talk about the worst job on earth.
  9. That's quite a feat. We should also paws to consider yon maiden's hands...
  10. You can stick that up your arse.
  11. I think the only holy thing was the condom her lover wore.
  12. He already knows how to weld. Far better than those DEI welders. Some people say he may be the best welder ever.
  13. Finally... Albo listened! https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-12-23/anthony-albanese-recommends-changes-parliamentary-travel-rules/106174182
  14. Little Johnny just misbehaved for the last time...
  15. Instead of a cockpit, there was a box office?
  16. Making America Irrelevant Again
  17. Well they couldn't really say "Here LIES Donald Trump", because he's been doing that all his life.
  18. Far more useful than the real thing
  19. Not yet. I was distracted by other things last weekend.
  20. Man, AI fails again! OT didn't post anything rude. This time.
  21. Nah, we're full
  22. Marty_d

    Brain Teaser

    Nobody puts Baby in the corner
  23. Tecumseh I think. At least that was on the air filter I replaced.
  24. Ah, 14hp means 14 Hamster Power? Thanks gents!
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