Phil Perry

Everything the noble lord (!) said, is already out in the public domain Willie. . .but 'Other' noble lords are stating that he is in breach of the OSA and should be visited by the police. It may well be in the public domain, but none of our media will mention it. When a serving Deputy Prime Minister ( Nick Clegg ) in the David Cameron cabinet lies to the public by calling the idea of an 'EU Army' a Dangerous 'FANTASY' when it was actually happening with their knowledge, then who can we believe . .( rhet )

Been watching a few of Chris and Scott Hendry's flying around series,. . . but since I have not flown over the same areas since the mid to late 1970s, I can't remember what it looked like back then for a comparison. . . I watched a few last evening, and both Chris and Scott remarked several times how green it looked, even the Simpson Desert ! ! ! I think those particular vids were from late 2016 . . .

Hint :. . .the single letter 'S' is silent. ( Similat to the silent 'K' in RHUBARB )

DISGUSTING !! -- on so many fronts. The plans which are already agreed in the EU PLUS some well known British Scumbags, in the event that the UK does NOT achieve a clean break from the EU. https://www.ukcolumn.org/ar...

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Scott Adams being dissed by BTL comments and a Guardian columnist (UK) for publishing Rude and hurtful cartoon. [ATTACH]50315._xfImport[/ATTACH] 'Get a life' comes to mind. . .

Jokes for 2019 .. . Man walks into a bar. Bar man says what can I get you sir. Trans gender community close the bar down the next day.

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A little something to lighten our day during these dark times. Paraprosdokians First time I heard about paraprosdokians, I liked them. Paraprosdokians are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected and is frequently humorous. (Sir Winston Churchill loved them). 1.Where there's a will, I want to be in it. 2.The last thing I want to do is hurt you ...but it's still on my list. 3.Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 4.If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong. 5.We never really grow up -- we only learn how to act in public. 6. War does not determine who is right, only who is left. 7.Knowledge, is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. 8.To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research. 9.I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you. 10.In filling out an application, where it says, "In case of an emergency, notify..." I answered "a doctor." 11.Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy. 12.You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice. 13.I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure. 14.To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target. 15.Going to church doesn't make you a Christian, any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. 16.You're never too old to learn something stupid. 17.I'm supposed to respect my elders, but it's getting harder and harder for me to find someone older than me.

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What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle? Optimistic

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I first visited the Dark Web several years ago. . . as an experiment ( Me being an electronic fiddler ) what I found available there was utterly mindblowing. . . .I could buy crates of used AK-47s, some workable and some requiring repair and various other weapons for silly money, for covert delivery anywhere. . .even complete ex mil Russian jet aircraft. . . ! I have been there a few times as an interested visitor a few times since, for the purpose of Blog Articles on the subject. . . . .but it is a dangerous place and monitored by the security services of several countries. . . . best stayed clear of. unless you are prepared for a projectile in the back of your head one night on the way back from the pub.

A bloke I knew who couldn't see hear smell feel or taste punched me in the face. I reckon that there was no need for senseless violence.

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The worst zoo I ever visited had just one animal: a dog. It was a shih tzu.

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Beanbags are projectiles which are designed to be Non-lethal *SO LONG AS THEY ARE USED PROPERLY' Jeebus. . ..

Cannock - 17:05 BST - Sunday 25th August - Temp 35.4 C - CAVOK not a wisp in the sky - wind Zero - Humidity 74%. A sticky night awaits. AND WHAT THE BLOODY HELL WERE YOUR LADS DOING AT HEADINGLY TODAY FCS ? ? ? JEEBUS, THEY HAVE THE GAME WON AND THEN BLOODY WELL GIVE IT AWAY. . . ? ? ? ? I'M TAKING MUCH STICK FROM SO-CALLED 'MATES' HERE AT THE AIRFIELD and keep denying that I know anything about Australia. . . .Having also just lost £3.90 at the bookies. . . This is a sample ( via Email ) of the $hit I'm going to get tonight Ned Kelly, crocodile Dundee, Nellie Melba, Priscilla Queen of the Desert, Sir Les Patterson your boys took a hell of a beating!!

Jeebus. . . .BOTH of my Female progeny LOVED bloody LEGO when they were of that age. . .I suffered greatly on multiple occasions treading on their carelessly dropped bricks whilst barefoot . once to the extent of falling most of the way down the stairs at our house in the wee small hours whilst crossing the upstairs landing for a . . .wee. . .the pain was exquisite. . .and quite possible how they learned some very bad 'Cuss Words' in a normally NON- Cussword household. . . Legoland has a lot to answer for. . .