Phil Perry

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I used to like small fishing villages, and there is one called BRIXHAM in South Devon, where they had Whelks, Cockles and Mussels free on the bar. . . these came fresh from the local fish market on the harbour. Regrettably, the Devonians have not mastered the process of making drinkable beer. ( ! ) This is ironic, as a very good friend of mine is the chairman of the board at Hook Norton Brewery in the Cotswolds ( Oxfordshire ) but actually Lives in South Devon too ! His company brew award winning ales and beers, but you have to go to his house in Devon to try any ! Oddly enough, very few supermarkets sell it. . . ( as he refuses to sell it to them at a loss ) [ATTACH]50084._xfImport[/ATTACH] Brixham Harbour, . the old fish market can be seen at the centre right of the picture on the harbour Quay. Closed long ago as we now have to buy British caught Fish from French and Spanish trawlers who have all the EU fishing quotas around our coast. . .

I VAGUELY recall seeing that, or something very similar in a Saturday morning matinee at the flicks,. .between films. . . but I was only 8 or 9 at the time, and hadn't got my first BSA Bantam yet . . so I didn't take much heed. .

Aye lad,. . but back then,. . Men were MEN and sheep were worried. . ( but only in Wales )

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Yeah,. . .shame he missed the bit about NOT blocking a Disabled driver parking place too . . .

There's Rare, Medium Rare, Done, and Well Done. . . .I like it 'DONE' . .With black Pepper sauce and Garlic Button Mushrooms . . . I was invited to an old style pub a while ago, they had big jars of Pickled Onions & Pickled Eggs free on the bar. . .along with bowls of Crisps and salted peanuts to compliment their seven draught Real Ales . . . .PROPER PUB !

Err,. . No thanks mate. . .I've never liked raw fish, Nor Rare Steak either . . .f you're going to cook something, then bloody well cook it ! Phil. (istine)

Took my wife to the doctors today to sort out her tourettes syndrome. .. after many tests, it turns out she doesn't have it and I really AM a Twot, and she really DOES want me to Eff off. . .. (Sad face)

Around 23 mins run time. . .Lovely old bikes and other vehicles, done on the style of wartime information films.

Good news. Article in Private Eye claims that research in California has shown that feeding cattle small amounts of seaweed stops 99% of the methane in their farts. Does this mean that we can binge on steak again without any feelings of guilt about wrecking the planet ? > ( Next door Neighbour's wife asks if the same additive works on Husbands too. . . )

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Spoof Australian Political video doing the rounds in UK. . . . [MEDIA=twitter]1128433417228517377[/MEDIA]

I asked a Chap from the Central African Republic why they had a Ministry of Shipping.... He said, "Why not,. . . the UK has a Ministry of Justice . . ."

[ATTACH]50074._xfImport[/ATTACH] Donny Loves Golf. . .

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Today's 'Friendship'. . .[ATTACH]50072._xfImport[/ATTACH]

Seemed like a Great idea. . .wonder where it all went wrong. . .( Rhet )

Taken in Palma de Mallorca. . . .there's always a Drongoe about. . . [ATTACH]50068._xfImport[/ATTACH]

BIN THERE. . . DUN TH....

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I googled 'Welsh Pornography'. . . .and ended up on Ewe Tube. . .

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I remember the PPRuNe joke about the airline captain having his bottle of Tabasco confiscated at the time of the liquids on planes panic and commenting that the authorities were obviously worried that if his FO brought a bottle of Worcestershire sauce on board, that they might be able to cook up a Condiment of Mass Destruction on the flight deck.