Phil Perry

Hey,. .. GREAT idea for Expat Pommies who still have an outside Dunny. . . . You can even get Star Spangled Bogroll now too. . . [ATTACH]49763._xfImport[/ATTACH] [ATTACH]49764._xfImport[/ATTACH]

An Afghan, an Albanian, an Algerian, an American, an Andorran, an Angolan, an Antiguan, an Argentine, an Armenian, an Australian, an Austrian, an Azerbaijani, a Bahamian, a Bahraini, a Bangladeshi, a Barbadian, a Barbudans, a Batswanan, a Belarusian, a Belgian, a Belizean, a Beninese, a Bhutanese, a Bolivian, a Bosnian, a Brazilian, a Brit, a Bruneian, a Bulgarian, a Burkinabe, a Burmese, a Burundian, a Cambodian, a Cameroonian, a Canadian, a Cape Verdean, a Central African, a Chadian, a Chilean, a Chinese, a Colombian, a Comoran, a Congolese, a Costa Rican, a Croatian, a Cuban, a Cypriot, a Czech, a Dane, a Djibouti, a Dominican, a Dutchman, an East Timorese, an Ecuadorean, an Egyptian, an Emirian, an Equatorial Guinean, an Eritrean, an Estonian, an Ethiopian, a Fijian, a Filipino, a Finn, a Frenchman, a Gabonese, a Gambian, a Georgian, a German, a Ghanaian, a Greek, a Grenadian, a Guatemalan, a Guinea-Bissauan, a Guinean, a Guyanese, a Haitian, a Herzegovinian, a Honduran, a Hungarian, an I-Kiribati, an Icelander, an Indian, an Indonesian, an Iranian, an Iraqi, an Irishman, an Israeli, an Italian, an Ivorian, a Jamaican, a Japanese, a Jordanian, a Kazakhstani, a Kenyan, a Kittian and Nevisian, a Kuwaiti, a Kyrgyz, a Laotian, a Latvian, a Lebanese, a Liberian, a Libyan, a Liechtensteiner, a Lithuanian, a Luxembourger, a Macedonian, a Malagasy, a Malawian, a Malaysian, a Maldivan, a Malian, a Maltese, a Marshallese, a Mauritanian, a Mauritian, a Mexican, a Micronesian, a Moldovan, a Monacan, a Mongolian, a Moroccan, a Mosotho, a Motswana, a Mozambican, a Namibian, a Nauruan, a Nepalese, a New Zealander, a Nicaraguan, a Nigerian, a Nigerien, a North Korean, a Northern Irishman, a Norwegian, an Omani, a Pakistani, a Palauan, a Palestinian, a Panamanian, a Papua New Guinean, a Paraguayan, a Peruvian, a Pole, a Portuguese, a Qatari, a Romanian, a Russian, a Rwandan, a Saint Lucian, a Salvadoran, a Samoan, a San Marinese, a Sao Tomean, a Saudi, a Scottish, a Senegalese, a Serbian, a Seychellois, a Sierra Leonean, a Singaporean, a Slovakian, a Slovenian, a Solomon Islander, a Somali, a South African, a South Korean, a Spaniard, a Sri Lankan, a Sudanese, a Surinamer, a Swazi, a Swede, a Swiss, a Syrian, a Tajik, a Tanzanian, a Togolese, a Tongan, a Trinidadian or Tobagonian, a Tunisian, a Turk, a Tuvaluan, a Ugandan, a Ukrainian, a Uruguayan, a Uzbekistani, a Venezuelan, a Vietnamese, a Welshman, a Yemenite, a Zambian and a Zimbabwean . . . All go to a nightclub . . . The doorman stops them and says. . . . Sorry, . . . . I can’t let you in without a Thai.

I hear they’ve invented a new game, called ‘Quiet tennis’, it’s just like normal tennis,. . .. but without the racket.

Octave, are you in any way defending the ethos behind the installation of these Meters worldwide, other than countering certain aspects of their technology. ? This is definitely FINANCIALLY detrimentaL to the end user,. . .and following deeper investigation as to the reasons for their rapid installation throughout the UK and the USA, one has to wonder about the REAL reason for the worldwide installation campaign.. . other than Massive Profits and More Remote digital control of the population ? What is terribly wrong with the Old systems ? Not Profitable enough ? No cynical view at all ?

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My Daughter had a trip in one of the new Electric cabs in Birmingham yesterday.. . .She was very impressed at how smooth and quiet it was She said to the driver that she'd not traveled in an electric taxi before. He replied . . . . "Not Electric Lady. . .It powered with big battery. . . ." Doh...

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I have to admit that this facet of 'Smart' meters is new to me. The only thing that's sweeping the UK is what a bloody Scam they are. Dunno if the videos will be available in Australia, but if you search for The great Smartmeter Swindle, . .or, Smartmeter Scams, there are several detailed vids of how they are designed to up the rates during peak demand and rip you off, or even shut down your supply remotely. The last Two links mention the Health issues that you have described.

OI. . . .. . .emailed Ya Sport. . . .

I know. . .I know. . . My lady French Teacher had a fave joke ( ? ) She said,. . .What happened when Three French Cats went skating on the river Seine when the ice was Thin ? Je ne se pas Madame ? "Un Deux Trois Quatre Cinque . . " .she thought it was Tres Funny. . .

Why can a Frenchman only eat one egg? Because un oeuf is un oeuf.

I was walking in a shopping mall today when a Chinese bloke stopped me outside his shop and asked me if I wanted to look at his "crows shop" . "Crows shop", I replied, "Surely you mean clothes shop?". "no, no" he insisted, "It's a crows shop. Come in and take a rook"

I once knew a Zurich woman who could open a beer bottle in her cleavage, . . .take a stone from a horses hoof with her finger,. . . and take a screw out with her thumb. She was a Swiss Army Wife.

It didn't take very lon for the Police to use the 'Metal Illness' label in this case. I just watched a video, taken by a member of the public, where the perpetrator can be clearly heard shouting Allua Ackbar, and "This is for the Caliphate". Other witnesses have confirmed that he was shouting "for Allah" whilst actually stabbing people, including a Police officer. He seemed cogent enough to state loudly that "We will do this until you stop bombing us" But No apparent application or use of the Anti-Terrorism legislation is evident at the moment. Another one for the Memory hole no doubt. The worrying this is that, according to the Mainstream Media, he has a Brother working 'Airside' at Manchester International Airport . . I hope they're following that one up,. . I mean, what if the Brother has Mental Illness issues as well. . .Is he from the same Mosque I wonder. . .

A pessimist. . . . . is an experienced optimist.

Thanks Octave. My point is that, almost all of these incidents, once they become public knowledge, in an inordinate amount of cases, the first report appears to be that the perpetrator has, 'Mental Health' issues, either known to, or suspected by, the authorities. A cynic ( like wot I am ) could well believe that there is a pattern. Most of the atrocities across the European Mainland, where they are not completely repressed by Governmental control of the various media, invariably go down the 'Mental Illness' route, OR, deny it emphatically, stating that plain criminality NOT terrorism was the motive. After the various events, there is never any follow up, ie they get 'Memory Holed' to oblivion by a media which can only be described as being mostly compliant in this farce. I can understand fully WHY the authorities do this, it is because they have no answer to the problem. So sweeping it under the carpet is their safest redoubt. This is merely stonewallng, thus creating a much larger problem for further down the road and for 'Someone Else' to sort out.. Regards, Phil.

[ATTACH]49748._xfImport[/ATTACH] Perpetrator was yelling Alahu Ackbar, and the Caliphate. .. but it's NTDWI as usual. ( BBC the motive is unknown. . .) a few doors away from the Ariana Grande massacre in Manchester,. . .which was Another Mental Health issue of course. . . 22 kids were 'Lost'. . .( That's Theresa May shorthand for 'Murdered by an Islamic Looney' )

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Just found out that I can't eat dates. It seems I'm allergic to diary food.

"Show me a man who laughs at defeat and I'll show you an African chiropodist with a sense of humour".

Julie❌ on Twitter Defiinitely NOT Terror related. I KNOW this. as the police said so half an hour after it happened. ( Driver not caught yet ) One walking wounded, and the guy who got run over has serious injuries but is stable in hospital. Really neat, the way the driver got one by opening his door. . . Must've been some other reason, maybe someone 'Dissed' him or his girlfried in the pub ?

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I remember my teacher telling me that looking out of the window wouldn’t get me anywhere. Did I have a smug look on my face later on in life when I handed him his burger and fries at the drive through window. . . .

Paddy Ashdown has died today. I never agreed with his politics ( Liberal Democrat ) but the man was bang on about Democracy. Here he is being interviewed towards the end of the Brexit vote counting, when it could have gone either way. Sound quality not good.