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Phil Perry

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  1. Terrible, Horrible people the Russians. . . .
  2. I have plenty of people abusing me Marty. . .so I don't have to do it myself. . . :-)
  3. Search for: A History of Pop Music – 1965 24 songs for 1965 in my favourite lists, though I like all 10 in the top 10 as well. In my view the best songs of the year, after the featured track are: Hat tips to: http://www.uk-charts.top-source.info/ These give the top 100 selling charts for each year 1950s Singles Chart Archive - everyHit.com These give the top 10 songs for each year https://www.youtube.com/ You know them. Next time, 1966. H/T my mate Phil the test Manager. . . .Thanks for the reminder Phil. . .
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  6. If what this man says makes me A 'FAR RIGHT' extremist, . . .then I shall wear that badge with a large amount of PRIDE
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  9. Since radio stations decided to pull “Baby it’s Cold Outside” from their playlists because someone was offended, I feel that these other holiday songs must also be removed as they are offensive as well. Do so immediately. 1. I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus: subjecting minors to soft-core porn and cheating on daddy. 2. The Christmas Song: Open fire? Pollution. Folks dressed up like Eskimos? Cultural appropriation 3. Holly Jolly Christmas: Kiss her once for me? Unwanted advances 4. White Christmas? Racist 5. Santa Claus is Coming to Town: Sees you when you’re sleeping? Knows when you’re awake? Peeping Tom stalker 6. Most Wonderful Time of the Year: Everyone telling you be of good cheer? Forced to hide depression 7. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer: Bullying 8. It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas: Forced gender-specific gifts: dolls for Janice and Jen and boots and pistols (GUNS!) for Barney and Ben 9. Santa Baby: Gold digger, blackmail, hooker 10. Frosty the Snowman: Sexist; not a snow woman 11. Do You Hear What I Hear: blatant disregard for the hearing impaired 12. Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas: Make the yuletide GAY? Wow, just wow 13. Jingle Bell Rock: Giddy up jingle horse, pick up your feet: animal abuse 14. Mistletoe and Holly: Overeating, folks stealing a kiss or two? How did this song ever see the light of day? 15. Winter Wonderland: Parson Brown demanding they get married…forced partnership 16. The Hanukkah song- I'm not Jewish, don't force your religion on others. 17. Grandma got run over by a reindeer- promotes a hit and run..also I don't want my kid to think there's no such person. . .
  10. The stupid kid was looking at the CAMERA !
  11. The guy who invented the USB connector died... They lowered the coffin into his grave. Then they lifted it back out, turned it round, and lowered it back in again.
  12. Breaking News flash from France. A large cheese warehouse to the south of Paris has experienced a massive explosion. Police say it is not terror related but that there is de Brie everywhere.
  13. I went into the library last week and asked the librarian if there are any books on paranoia. She looked at me, leant forward and whispered... "They're right behind you."
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  15. Nah Pete,. .. I generally think like that on Tuesdays. . . such a Borin' day innit ?
  16. Feck the SJWs, and furthermore Doube Feck those who are comitted to change our common traditional ways of speaking. . .for they are uneducated fecking Mongs and know not what they do. . . Heads and Dead Bear's bums spring to mind here in this Hallowed community. . .
  17. Thanks for the heads up mate,. . .I''d forgotten about that. . .I wonder if the French had a similar custom ?. . .or maybe at the Joyeux Noel time of the year, they smooched underneath a sprig of Onions ? . . . Jut Allors ! . . Pardonnez Mois mes Amis,. . .Je ne se pas on le Historique du Noel. . . .
  18. Another Vehicle versus Pedestrian on the streets of a Major City ( forget Strasbourg today,,. . .that's just part and parcel of living in a vibrant, Diverse society and after all, the Authoriies KNEW in advnce that the attacker was a 'Bad Un' ) It will be interesting to see how the Australian Authorities play this one,. . I Hope that t was an 'Accident' and I am REALLY HAPPY that no-one s reported dead. If it WAS terrorism, then,. . .I wonder what the common denominator could possibly be ? ? ? ? ? Buggered if I know. . .it's a complete mystery innit ?
  19. A soldier of the Machine Gun Corps in a sheepskin coat kissing a French farm-girl under a sprig of mistletoe, near Hesdin, 20th December 1917. To the tune of 'Baby It's Cold Outside perhaps ? ? ? [ATTACH]49719._xfImport[/ATTACH]
  20. I've just accidentally swallowed a whole bottle of food colouring ... I feel like I dyed a little inside...
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  23. Right that's it, bedtime! Busy day tomorrow. My young son is being referred to a child psychologist. We’d rather he saw an adult, but they’re so expensive.
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