Phil Perry

A woman and her 9-year-old son were riding in a taxi near Soho . It was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under awnings. "Mom," said the boy, "what are all those women doing?" "They're waiting for their husbands to get off work," she replied. The taxi driver turns around and says, "Geezus lady, why don't you tell him the truth? They're hookers, boy! They have sex with men for money." The little boy's eyes get wide and he says, "Is that true Mom?" His mother, glaring hard at the driver, answers "Yes." After a few minutes the boy asks, "Mom, if those women have babies, what happens to them?" She said, "Most of them become taxi drivers."

Thank goodness its the weekend. I had to take my son to the doctors the other day. Every time he coughed, he put his right hand in the air and said “Seig Heil”! The doctor reckons it’s nothing to worry about,. . . . just a nazi cough.

Not ALL muslims Marty. . .those from specific countries. INTERESTINGLY though, the travel ban did NOT include the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia, which is well known to be a wholesale exporter and financier of Wahabbism, arguably the most extreme form of Mohammedanism. .( Not 'ISLAM' that is an Ideology and Not a religion ). . but of course, Trump wouldn't upset them,. . .Arms sales from America worth Billions. $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ Gotta look after the Best customers eh. . . .

Yes indeed. . . .white bloke, not a Jihadi. . . after some kind of long term legal wrangle between him and the owners / publishers of the paper or whatever. . . It's still TERRORISM. . .whoever does it.

The Biggest problem with political jokes in the UK, . . . is that they often get elected prime minister. . . . . .

CALLER: Is this Gordon's Pizza? GOOGLE: No sir, it's Google Pizza. CALLER: I must have dialled a wrong number. Sorry. GOOGLE: No sir, Google bought Gordon’s Pizza last month. CALLER: OK. I would like to order a pizza. GOOGLE: Do you want your usual, sir? CALLER: My usual? You know me? GOOGLE: According to our caller ID data sheet, the last 12 times you called you ordered an extra-large pizza with three cheeses, sausage, pepperoni, mushrooms and meatballs on a thick crust. CALLER: OK! That’s what I want … GOOGLE: May I suggest that this time you order a pizza with ricotta, arugula, sun-dried tomatoes and olives on a whole wheat gluten-free thin crust? CALLER: What? I detest vegetable!. GOOGLE: Your cholesterol is not good, sir. CALLER: How the hell do you know?! GOOGLE: Well, we cross-referenced your home phone number with your medical records. We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years. CALLER: Okay, but I do not want your rotten vegetable pizza! I already take medication for my cholesterol. GOOGLE: Excuse me sir, but you have not taken your medication regularly.According to our database, you only purchased a box of 30 cholesterol tablets once, at Drug RX Network, 4 months ago. CALLER: I bought more from another drugstore. GOOGLE: That doesn’t show on your credit card statement. CALLER: I paid in cash. GOOGLE: But you did not withdraw enough cash according to your bank statement. CALLER: I have other sources of cash. GOOGLE: That doesn’t show on your last tax return unless you bought them using an undeclared income source, which is against the law. CALLER: WHAT THE HELL?!!! GOOGLE: I'm sorry, sir, we use such information only with the sole intention of helping you. CALLER: Enough already! I'm sick to death of Google, Facefook, Twatter, WhatsApp and all the others. I'm going to an island without internet, cable TV, where there is no cell phone service and no one to watch me or spy on me. GOOGLE: I understand sir, but you need to renew your passport first.. . . It expired 6 weeks ago…

I ordered some German food on the internet. The sauerkraut arrived yesterday . . . . . . . but the wurst is yet to come.

The UK media are really good at Anniversaries. . . but SOME things are consigned to the 'Memory Hole' as not fit for public memory. [ATTACH]49426._xfImport[/ATTACH] Here are the pictures of Thirty British Holidaymakers, who were the majority of the Thirty Eight Innocent people who were Murdered by a Muslim with an automatic rifle on the beach at Sousse in Tunisia Three Years ago today. Today in the Media ?. . .Zilch.. . Bupkiss. . . Nothing. The couple in the centre of this collage were close friends of a friend of mine who lives in Lytham St. Annes, near Blackpool Lancs. And yet the memory of ONE dead black teenager,. . .named Stephen Lawrence, has been studiously broadcast on the date of his death every year since 13th September 1974. . WHY you ask ? . .Good question,. . .could it have been because his death was NTDWI ( Nothing to do with Islam ) he was killed by a couple of WHITE racist thugs. . . . I wonder. . . . Any incident involving Jihadi Muslim thugs is rapidly flushed away and forgotten. For 'Community Cohesion you understand'. . . the only thing is,. . .I hve no idea if this counts as 'Muzzling' the media. . .

How about breaking apart this word David ?. . .The longest word ever recorded in the UK Parliament, spoken By Jacob Rees-Mogg MP, was : floccinaucinihilipilification . ?

Oh Noes,. . . .not another Politicat ?

He comes over ( to me anyway ) like a petulant child who, when challenged or 'Offended' does his best to publicly ( or Twitterly ) 'Get Even' to the point of looking like a rather childish twot. Obviously not a Politician, who are seemingly born with skin of a greater thickness. . .. My relative ( 2nd Cuz ) Greg, in Michigan, who is a lifelong Democrat, ( and a Pilot, so he must be a good guy ) says that the way things are panning out in the states generally, that he's sure Trump will win a second term, as His party ( Dems) are, in his words, 'Eating themselves'. . he didn't expand on this though. . .must ask,. .next email. . .

Guardsman Edward Colquhoun Charlton VC (15th June 1920 – 21st April 1945), 2nd Battalion, Irish Guards, Guards Armoured Division. On 21st April 1945 Guardsman Charlton was a co-driver of one tank of a troop that was supporting an infantry platoon. They occupied the village of Wistedt, Germany, which the German army then attempted to re-take. The numerically superior German forces consisted largely of officer cadets under the command of experienced instructor officers, supported by two or three self-propelled guns. Three of the four Irish Guards tanks were badly hit, while Charlton's had been disabled by a complete electrical failure before the attack began. Charlton had been ordered to dismount the turret 0.30 Browning machine gun and support the infantry. The Irish Guards were in danger of being overrun by the Germans. Charlton, on his own authority, took the machine gun and advanced in full view of the attacking Germans, firing the weapon from his hip as he did so and inflicting heavy German casualties. The lead German company was halted and this allowed the rest of the Guards a respite in which to reorganise and retire. He continued his bold attack, even when he was wounded in his left arm. Charlton placed the machine-gun on a fence where he launched a further attack before his left arm was hit again by further enemy fire becoming shattered and useless. Charlton, now with just one usable arm, carried on his attack until a further wound and loss of blood resulted in the Guardsman collapsing. His courageous and selfless disregard for his own safety allowed the rest of the Irish Guards troop and infantry to escape. He later died of the wounds in enemy hands. Charlton was awarded the posthumous VC, it was the last Victoria Cross of the European theatre, and the last, so far, awarded to a member of the Irish Guards. Unusually, much of the citation was based on German accounts of the fight, as most of his later actions were not witnessed by any of the Guards officers or surviving non-commissioned officers.

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This is more than likely the reason behind trump holding off a planned visit to the UK. He is probably terrified that there will be mass demonstrations against him. Many social media outlets have promised a large protest turnout in the capital. Perhaps he'll quietly sneak into an American Airbase and take a helicopter to his Golf Course in Scotland . . . Imagine airforce one turning it's adsb transponder off so that the aircraft is unidentifiable on the Flight Radar 24 phone app. . .!

I DO try Marty. Perhaps you ought to research a little more. . . the recent interview of Democrat Senator Tammy Baldwin, a very loud antagonist with regard to Trump's separation of families regarding the fact that this practice WAS indeed used during the Obama administration is interesting, she was asked about this and blustered a load of bollox. .The cages, the thermal blankets and the facilities were all there under Obama. . . and bear in mind the interview was on CNN,. . not exactly 'friends' with the orange monster. . . even THEY can't avoid demonstrable facts mate. These even include repudiations from the Democrat leaning SNOPES Fct check site,. . of the time frames when certain pictures of 'Kids in cages' were originated. . . saying that these were taken in 2014. The latest front page of TIME magazine, showing a tiny child and Trump standing together was very emotive, but,. . as usual it was bullcrap. The Father of the 2 year old has testified that the child and Mother were definitely NOT separated at the border at all. Still,. . .makes good copy for the press. . . The Lie is all the way around the world before the truth has got it's. . .etc. . . Don't think for a minute here that I'm a 'Trumpyte' but I DO really Hate institutional BS.. . .whomsoever it indicts, . . or doesn't, as the case may be. too much #Fakenews everywhere.

When you finally get to the UK, we'll organise a meet up, and have a few pints and a Curry or summat more appetising. . .One of my mates has said that he'll take you up in a Foxbat if you're game. . .

If you wanna chat on Bookface,. . I rarely visit that platform, other than to look at the Microlight Flying bit,. . My Name on there is 'Jim Perry' as FB lost my details years ago, and wouldn't let me sign in with my real name. . ! I see a couple of 'Formites' on there occasionally, but don't usually engage in conversation, as they wouldn't know who I was. . . . Eldest Daughter uses it regularly but mainly to keep in touch with the Greek family of her partner,. . .little Daughter never bothers as she reckons that it's full of 'narcissistic wankers' .. .and she doesn't particularly want to know when someone has just been to the toilet, or bought a new puppy,. . . or where they just had their lunch. . with Pictures of food. .SAD stuff really innit. . . .

I forgot to ask when in July you will be dangling the dunlops in the UK ?. . .better not tell me on an open forum, . . you might have your plane nicked whilst you're away ! Don't for get to cancel the daily papers and the Milkman . . .

AND anther one. . . This . .. from the biggest TOTALLY ANTI-TRUMP TV Broadcaster... . . who appear to have short memories.

Can't find the video at the moment,. . but I have one of Senator Barack Obama detailing the fact that All illegal Migrants will be arrested for illegally entering the USA, watch this space. And Bollox to #FakeNews. Obama was a bloody crook,. . .but that's another story in itself. . .How many Billion dollars in cash in that bribe giveaway flight to Iran ?. . .I guess it was all in Hundred dollar bills. . . .too heavy otherwise,. . might have needed Two C-130Js to carry the pallets of banknotes. . . . .I hope that it pleased the Mad Mullahs in the Iranian Regime,. . .maybe they Won't nuke us for a few years with the proceeds. . .who knows ?. . . Chuck Callesto on Twitter ( another bullcrap vid from the Kenya born 'President' )

The mainstream media are governed by some sort of overall Narrative. Every media platform in the UK yesterday and throughout last night, carried, as their main headline, the fact that President Trump was literally Hitler, as he has separated Ilegal Migrant children from their parents at the border and had them locked up in cages. . . NOW, The Orange Twitter buffoon is guilty of many things, BUT. Let's get real here. This practice of separating children from Illegal Migrant parents has been U.S. policy since it was introduced by President George W. Bush. It was continued throughout the Bill Clinton Presidency, and Also throughout the Two terms of President Barack Obama also, but the Mainstream Media said absolutely NOTHING about it. What is the difference here ? Why so much Bull$hit ? I am not going to provide the video and textual evidence for this,. . it is out there for anybody to research. . .But I wouldl suggest that the title of this article, ought to be changed to 'WHO IS CONTROLLING THE MEDIA' I watched an interesting Tongue in cheek' video from Dave Cullen, an Irish American journalist in the USA which tries to put this bollox into perspective. It's also very amusing.

During the 1970s, I was a member of W.I.C.E.N. The Wireless Institute of Australia Civil Emergency Network. This Organisation provided communications by volunteer Radio Amateurs for all sorts of situations. Lost kids, missing sea fishermen, searches for missing motorists in remote areas, assisting the CFA with additional Smoke Net comms during bushfires. .,. . .. . downed aircraft, lost swimmers, temporary comms during floods,. . . you name it. We did this on our own time, using our own portable radio equipment and sometimes, local knowledge of an area to assist the emergency services when they were pushed for personnel. We often broke the rules by using illegal Phone patch interfaces onto HF radio frequencies to connect terrestrial phone calls when lines were down. . . I don't ever recall anyone ever thanking us for our help, not that this was why did what we did, but when one particular high ranking Police officer said that we were a pain in the ar$e and that we were getting in the way of the professionals, ( Professional Twot ) I gave it neck. Restoration of communications after Cyclone Tracy was a typical example of the kind of work WICEN did. . . and the general public still have no bloody idea. I'll bet you'll find no record of it.

Ex business associate has Nine guitars. I think that his Wifey has told him to get rid of some 'Junk' and he's just offered me a Fender Mexican Telecaster; Black with maple neck, in MINT condx. Set up by Legendary Guitar Luthier Kenny Bowden; having the best action that I have ever seen. . .£250.00 . . . .But - also saving me spare pension money for an 8.33 Khz Airband Hand held radio though ( £290.00 ). . .decisions. . .decisions. . . Clash of interests . . .limited spare cash. . . ( Wifey says "One or 'Tother lad. . " )

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