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Do you recognise this person? He was a well-known personality on TV in the 50's and 60's.

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Close enough. The actual lyrics of the Lionel Ritchie song are "I just called to say I love you."

An atheist was out rowing on Loch Ness when the monster came up and almost capsized his boat. The rower shouted "God help me!" The Lord came down and chased the monster away. He turned to the rower and said, "Why did you call for help from me? You don't even believe in me." The rower said, "Fair go, 10 minutes ago I didn't believe in the Loch Ness monster."

Correct.

Here we go again. You insure your house. It doesn't burn down or get robbed. A tree doesn't fall on it. You don't get your money back. You insure your car. It doesn't get stolen or smashed. You don't get a refund. You don't pay CTP, run over a kid or an old person and critically injure them or kill them. Who pays for their medical treatment or funeral? You do. That's why you pay CTP, like any other insurance.

His sick ex-TV commentator SSecretay of Defence, Pete Hekseth, (a recent photo had his title with a double S - guess where SS came from) has stated that a military execution by firing squad will be live streamed. What a piece of shit. Even J.D.Vance said he wouldn't be watching. First firing squad since WWII.

I received a welcome email from Cochlear Limited which included the following note from a user. “Don’t expect to hear speech right away. You will hear sounds. One needs to have patience because it can take a while to hear speech clearly. The learning curve is different for everyone. It depends on how much time and effort one puts into learning to hear with a cochlear implant. It’s not like a hearing aid where you will be able to hear instantly. The more you work at it, the more successful you will be.” – Cathy, who has a cochlear implant.

Yeah, but you asked for it.

Here is the device in place.

I received a reply from OneTrack. He said he used to enjoy the forums, but got sick of the personal abuse from one member in particular and has decided to leave.

Little Johnny was playing in the schoolyard when he got a splinter in his hand. He went to the teacher and said, " Miss, I need some cider." The teacher said, "Why do yo need cider?" Johnny said, "I got a splinter in my hand." The teacher said, "What's that got to do with cider? Little Johnny said, "I heard Mum say when she gets a prick in her hand she puts it in cider."

I tried eating snails once, but they made me sluggish.

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