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My mama told me You better shop around Lyrics to the song Shop Arouond by Smoky Robinson and the Miracles.

Some guys formed a band they called 999 megabytes. Still haven't got a gig.

How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Five. One to mix the dough, four to peel the Smarties.

D Luck F D Draw The luck of the draw.

I often complain about closed captions, and they have screwed up again, partly because of the English language. I just watched the end of the Essendon - Gold Coast Suns match, in which my son's team, Essendon, won their first match of the season at home, by 3 poiints. In the afermatch interview, every time they used the word "how", the captions showed the name "Howe". If my son had any hair, he has shaved his head for years, he would have none left now. They were 28 points up at one stage, but the lead swapped 4 times in the last 10 minutes. That's an exciting game, not like this 1-0 bullshit after 100 minutes.

The way she's running down Auastralia while in England, she should stay there.

They just keep comming. Aussie actor Terry Donovan, and father of Jason, has passed away.

Where/what is Melnoiurne?

Sir Garfield Sobers, widely regarded as the greatest all-rounder in cricket history, passed away on July 17, 2026, at the age of 89. He Played for Barbados.

‘She’s the future’: Pauline Hanson names daughter Lee as potential successor to One Nation leadership. https://www.news.com.au/national/shes-the-future-pauline-hanson-names-daughter-lee-as-potential-successor-to-one-nation-leadership/news-story/7893a677a8b11b03b1561f575cfb7200?utm_source=News.com.au&utm_medium=Facebook&utm_campaign=EditorialSB&utm_content=SocialBakers

My friend Tony told me not to say his name backwards. I said, "Y not?"

Correct.

Can you guess (or do you know) who this person is?