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Australian music legend Gary “Angry” Anderson has suffered a cardiac arrest and is in hospital under the watch of doctors.

Ben Carroll has said if Labor is re-elected, they will take care of Victoria's potholes. According to the news at 6pm, they are planning to use prisoners in road gangs.

If you like old car photos, there is a flickr.com member from Germany who has taken hundreds, and many plane photos as well. Here is a link to his photostream, and a few of his photos. https://www.flickr.com/photos/56123975@N05/with/55496851193

This belongs in the Gripes thread, it has nothing to do with the two party system or Australian elections. But I agree, the overriding demand to do everything on your phone is a real pain. Now you can get your drivers licence on your phone. Soon it will be the only way, like it or not. Not happy, Jan.

Australian boxer Tony Mundine has died, aged 75. It is believed he had a heart attack and couldn't be revived.

Donald Trump has two parts to his brain - left and right. The left half, there's nothing right. The right half, there's nothing left.

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10 is correct. Note: Top and bottom lines not parallel.

It may be AI deep fake. https://www.facebook.com/reel/1058094206829222

Correct.

https://www.facebook.com/reel/1372181678420250

A man walks into a bar with a newt on his shoulder. "Cute pet," says the barman, "What's his name?" The man replies, "Tiny." "Why did you name him that?" asked the barman. "Because he's my newt." replied the man.

10x = 180, therefore x = 18. 3x = 54. y = (180 - 54) = 126.

At least it wasn't Lake Trump.

140 is correct.

Correct.

Trump renames Lake Ontario Lake America. https://www.facebook.com/share/r/19XA3YFS3W/

Correct. Sorry for the delay, I've been a bit distracted. Here's something a little different.

One winter's evening we found an straggly cat at our door. 
She was a sorry sight indeed. 
Starving and dirty, she smelled terribly and all her fur all matted in lumps. 
We felt so sorry for her so we put her in a carrier and took 
her to the vet. 
 We didn't know what to call her so we named her 'Pussycat.'

 The vet decided to keep her for a day or so. 
He said he would let us know 
when we could come and get her.

 My husband (the complainer) said, 
'OK, but don't forget to wash her, she stinks.' 
He reminded the vet that it was his WIFE (me) that wanted the dirty cat, not him.

 My husband and my Vet have never seen eye to eye. The vet calls my husband 
'El-Cheap-O', and my husband calls the vet 'El-Charge-O'.
 
They love to hate each other and constantly 'snipe' at one another, with my 
husband getting in the last word on this particular occasion.
 
 The next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, 
who is located in the same building, next door to the vet.

 The MD's waiting room and office was full of people waiting to see the 
doctor. 
A side door opened and the vet leaned in - he had obviously
seen my husband arrive.

 He looked straight at my husband and in a loud voice said,

'Your wife's pussy doesn't stink any more. We washed and shaved it, and
now she smells like a rose. Oh, and, by the way, I think she's pregnant.
 God only knows who the father is!' Then he closed the door.


This video is incredible. I didn't know where to put it. It is brilliant. So accurate. I hope you can view it. https://www.facebook.com/reel/1366620815311013

Another couple from America are Jay and Pamela. They have their own TV series on Foxtel. Both were born with Osteogenesis Imperfecta Type 3. Both were expected to live only a few weeks, definitely less than a year. He is now 31, she is 33. They met on social media, and are now married. He is transgender, born female. He was in hospital recently, and she got her drivers license while he was there. Below is their wedding photo, with their dog, Cheddar.

Actor Tim Curry passed away on August 25 aged 80. Starred in The Rocky Horror movie.

Original host of Channel Nine's "Getaway", Bettina 'Tina' Dalton, dies following a short illness.

Trump is lowering American flags to half mast for one week to honour Dolly Parton.