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red750

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  1. Reports that husbands were at the polling booths looking over their wifes shoulder. No cheating here.
  2. red750

    Quickies part 2

    I sleep better naked. I don't know why the flight attendant couldn't understand that.
  3. red750

    Brain Teaser

    Correct. The sequence is onepercent backwards. That was the 1% (hardest) question of the episode. Only 3 contestants were 'live' at that stage. The only one to get this question right was this girl:
  4. Bloody High Court are as useless as flyscreen on a submarine, Ruled that the ankle bracelets and curfews on the illegal imigrants who have committed all manner of crimes are illegal. Might as well throw the gaols open and let all crims out.
  5. People who paid for tickets to see the Cold Play concert in Melbourne the other night were pi**ed off that they were subjected to a Welcome to Country ceremony before the concert. I read this morning where even your air fryer, if it has smart controls, can record the conversations in your kitchen and send them back to China.
  6. red750

    Brain Teaser

    Correct Marty, Pause, Paws, and Pours.
  7. red750

    Brain Teaser

    Sorry Nev, I didn't proofread, obviously. Like you've said, Fat Finger Syndrome. In my case, wearing the wrong glasses, and didn't have the light on. It should say 'The number of line intersections.'
  8. red750

    Brain Teaser

    Correct Pete. Rhe bunber of line intersections.
  9. red750

    Brain Teaser

    Correct Marty.
  10. red750

    Quickies part 2

    A doctor and his wife were having a heated argument at the breakfast table.Finally. he gets up and says. "And another thing - you're no good in bed.", and then storms out the door. A bit later he thought he had overdone it a bit, so decided to call her to apologise. The phone rang several times before she finally answered it. He said, "What took you so long to answer the phone?" She replied, "I was in bed." "In bed - at this time of day? What were you doing?" "Getting a second opinion."
  11. red750

    Brain Teaser

    Spot on OT.
  12. red750

    Brain Teaser

    Yes, it is easy, the easiest question in the episode, but someone still got it wrong.
  13. He's now gone tan, except around the eyes and hairline.
  14. red750

    Brain Teaser

    It's D. The others are first names - Olive, Holly, Cliff. Table is not a name.
  15. red750

    Quickies part 2

    An elderly gentleman goes to see a urologist in a consulting suite shared by a number of doctors. He enters the reception room, which is filled with a large number of patients awaiting their consultation. He approaches the reception desk, The receptionist is a large woman who looks like she was a wrestler. The man gives her his name. In a booming loud voice, she says, "Oh yes, I see your name. You're here to see the doctor about impotence." Every one in the room swung around to look at the man who was very embarrassed. He quickly recovered his composure, and in an equally loud voice, he replies, "No. I'm for for a sex change, and I'd liike the same doctor who did yours."
  16. red750

    Brain Teaser

    Not A.
  17. Zoom in on every single person behind him.
  18. red750

    Quickies part 2

    Why do eggs come in fragile paper cartons, but batteries are locked up in tough plastic?
  19. red750

    Brain Teaser

    Correct.
  20. Copy or not, it is deceptive packaging.
  21. red750

    Brain Teaser

    Correct.
  22. Harking back to the previous page.I saw a photo of a supermarket biscuit shelf showing biscuits that look very similar to Tim Tams, but look closely and you will notice they are in fact Tim & Tom.
  23. https://au.yahoo.com/finance/news/sign-exposes-huge-cashless-issue-plaguing-aussie-buskers-harder-045624469.html
  24. Quincy Jones, legendary music producer who worked with countless stars from Michael Jackson to Frank Sinatra, dies aged 91.
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