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English actor John Woodvine has passed away at the age of 96. He appeared in more than 70 theatre productions, as well as a similar number of television and film roles.

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I've mentioned before that I have had an ongoing problem with neck pains nad have been diagnosed with polymialgia rheumatica. The GP whom I deal with has been my GP for more than 30 years and is the second most senior GP in the health centre. I had an apppointment with him at 4:45 pm yesterday. I arrived 5 minutes before the appointment, and was told by the receptionist that he was running behind schedule. I said, "That's pretty normal." She said, "Well, you will have a bit of a wait, because there are three patients ahead of you." I sat down and got called in for the consultation 45 minutes later. However, in that time, there were a number of patients coming in to see other doctors and were seen within minutes, barely time to warm the seats in the waiting room. A fortnight ago I had Xrays and ultrasound for a problem in which my left thumb seems to dislocate when I use it, It is painful then and when I put it back in place. It has been diagnosed as 'trigger thumb", (you can Google it), and I have been advised to get a thumb sling to hold the thumb in place.

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What? What the hell are you on about? What have you been drinking? That has nothing to do with Willie.

WASHINGTON—As the Nobel Peace Prize committee prepares to announce this year’s winner, Donald J. Trump said on Saturday that if he is not awarded the prize he will bomb Norway. Warning Norway against “treating me very unfairly,” Trump argued that he deserved the Peace Prize for “dropping a million bombs on Iran.” “Plus, I’ve grabbed hundreds of people off the street of American cities and they’ve never been seen or heard from again,” he added. “If that’s not creating peace, then I don’t know what peace is.”

Q: Why are boobs like Lego? A: They are meant for kids, but men enjoy playing with them.

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Last visit July 11 according to his profile. I hope he's OK.

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Yeah, Marty got it correct.

You love making things complicated Nev. Is that a common expression?

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Correct Pete. Sorry Jerry.

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Correct Nev. Good old Dr. Seuss. This one is a little more cryptic

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Forget it. Too hard Nev? Try this one.