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Not familiar with that as a common expression. What is a square?

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Range wouldn't be much of a concern over there. People here travel further to work each day than most Poms do on their holidays.

Can you believe that customers are complaining that the new Apple iPhone Air has failings -- because the USB-C port on the bottom is slightly off-centre?

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Correct. The "i" in blind turned upside down.

Trump is now saying networks which broadcast anything negative towards him should have their broadcast licences pulled. I thought the 1st Amendment guaranteed freedom of speech. He is so neurotic, anyone saying something negative burns him up. Get a grip. (edit: Of course we know he doesn't care a fig about the Constitution.)

Not quite.

Moved from another thread: Great Aussie insult - He's so narrow minded he could look through a keyhole with both eyes.

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Correct. Ten Q.

Not that I've had one for more than 20 years, but the most appauling rip-off is Krispy-Kreme donuts. Depending on the variety/decoration, they can be nearly $20 for a box of 4. Bite into them and nothing. Like a mouthful of fairy floss.

He had one job...

OK A bit hard. Aquatic birds. This one is a bit of a stretch, also. The maths is easy, but the phrase? +

a. She obviously was not concerned being seen like that. b. I was sitting outside the self checkout area of Woolies, about 15 metres away. I had my iPhone in hand and thought, this is too rare to miss. It has been cropped and enlarged.

The woman decided to divorce her husband and hired a lawyer who specialized in divorces. The lawyer asked her: "So, what are your reasons for wanting to end the marriage?" She replied: "We're just too compatible." The lawyer looked confused. "Don't you mean 'incompatible'?" She shook her head. "No, I mean compatible. I love going to the cinema, and he's a huge film buff too. I'm crazy about Indian food, and he loves a good curry. We both enjoy hiking and being in nature. We even have the same views on politics and religion..." The lawyer leaned forward, putting down his pen. "I have to be honest, that sounds like most people's idea of a perfect partnership." "I know," the woman said with a sigh. "But you see, above all else, we both love men."

Legendary Seven News presenter Roger Climpson has died, with his passing confirmed today. He was 93. He hosted Australia's Most Wanted.

I was expecting them to pop out any second.

It's unbelievable what you see at the supermarket.

Referring to Trumper playing golf instead of attending Charlie's vigil, I unfortunately missed my best mates funeral, because I spent a fortnight during which it was held, only leaving the house for doctors appointments, blood test and Xrays, and my daughter had to drive me. I have spoken to his widow on the phone to apologise, and wrote a tribute which was read out at the service, and published on the tributes page on the funeral company's website. I did watch the service streamed on the website.