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So I was at the store earlier today with my service dog. The woman in front of me at checkout had a mountain of toilet paper—easily $200 worth—crammed into her cart. She looked back at me with this holier-than-thou expression and asked, “What kind of dog is that?” I smiled and said, “He’s my service dog.” With a roll of her eyes and a huff, she snapped, “I know that. What kind of service?” By this point, my dog had trotted over and was happily licking her hands and trying to nuzzle her face. I looked her dead in the eye and said, “He’s a BLD.” She blinked. “A BLD? What’s that supposed to mean?” “B*tt Licking Dog,” I replied. She recoiled. “B*tt Licking Dog?!” I nodded. “Yep. Trained to clean me up—because it’s hard to find toilet paper these days, thanks to hoarders.” The cashier? She absolutely lost it—tears streaming, doubled over, laughing.

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"I told Canada, which very much wants to be part of our fabulous Golden Dome System, that it will cost $61 Billion Dollars if they remain a separate, but unequal, Nation, but will cost ZERO DOLLARS if they become our cherished 51st State. They are considering the offer!" Trump wrote on Truth Social on Tuesday evening.

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Trump is reported to have offered the Canadian Prime Minister that Canada would be covered by his missile shield free of charge if Canada becomes the 51st state. Couldn't read the article in full because they objected to my ad blocker. https://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Ffaithpanda.com%2Ftrump-stuns-with-proposal-canada-can-join-missile-shield-for-free-if-it-becomes-the-51st-state%2F%3Ffbclid%3DIwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTAAYnJpZBExNkxKNGxrVXdsQXpzMWQ0TwEeGXKpEu5qn0n9ij1zuw4sIclMvuFT9_yb1FW8ksHPdQHjiek2di5g6mYbHdo_aem_xl2VeWi9hI6FuAwScYc_3g&h=AT0dCK2SKfdNoYVCUd4UzGt6cfQxG135kA5HKkgq4TtMUwZaIzX2rVqKkh8-rwaccys7Xi95VA345aHrYiTOPK6WIupO_745pd-qkOqLSD6TyLWESb0kGvTJavU3DZYOIE3VKoavLkK6ztQs&__tn__=R]-R&c[0]=AT1xdUwZ_gcKEycV-XNB7KRcF1lbnKgD8RnbH1QOnbPaZskTo-dx-SL6ti0SWaqU3ThgDI5U8BO0IGFpzZlD642eUzTlWJDn4cUeWXQFkw2MkIqC5EYuqDVvY0Toj4bznSKlNHAAhcs3z06tWAiRSOHbd4yPbbs3rLoQL8VURrumzw86dDiYLhlaiwnJFJVy0RfSXq3Rj6hihBgLpoOEw0c

The answer is 6. The lower numbers are the number of segments in the number above.

A man went to a wizard and said, "Can you take off a curse that was placed on my marriage years ago?" The wizard replied, "I can if you can remember the exact words of the curse." The man said, "I now pronounce you man and wife."

President Donald Trump plans to travel to Fort Knox, Kentucky, to ensure that the stockpile of gold that has long been reported to be stored at the military base is there. “We’re gonna go into Fort Knox to make sure the gold is there,” Trump said.

Russia brands Donald Trump a 'clown' suffering from 'dementia' in brutal attack https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/2060616/russia-donald-trump-putin-ukraine?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Facebook#Echobox=1748348220

Another pole to flag win. Leading the championship.

If a robot (autopilot ) can fly an aircraft, why can't a robot tick a box that says "I am not a robot?"

Evidence removed.

Typical Melbourne. Whenever there is any astrological display, be it meteor showers, aurora, or whatever, it's always bloody cloudy.

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Correct Pete.

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Correct. Remove the question mark and read the question as a statement, and it answers itself.

Letters contains "E" twice.

Spot on, Nev.

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