Jump to content

red750

Members
  • Posts

    13,590
  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    661

Everything posted by red750

  1. Musk has started a software company in opposition to Microsoft. He's called it Macrohard.
  2. red750

    Quickies part 2

    Designed summer footwear for people with one leg. It was a Flop.
  3. red750

    Quickies part 2

    My friends call me The Computer. Nothing to do with my intelligence. I go to sleep if unattended for 15 minutes.
  4. red750

    Quickies part 2

    My sex life is like a Ferrari. I don't have a Ferrari.
  5. red750

    Quickies part 2

    If you put a potato in the microwave and press Pizza, it's stilla potato when it's done. Same with sex change.
  6. Magpie season soon.
  7. red750

    Brain Teaser

    Not 4.
  8. There is no correlation whatsoever. Your parents deciding to dispose of your goods is no more related to your conscription than if I disposed of my sons goods because I lost my job when my employer went into liquidation. Totally unrelated. You have an unbelievable way of linking separate things together to suit your purpose.
  9. That's not conscription's fault, that's your parents' decision.
  10. Two more examples of the brilliance of closed captioning on the TV this morning: realising - rill icing stadium - stady yum
  11. red750

    Brain Teaser

    D is the answer. Add the option letter to the beginning of the word to create another word. eg A) Broad > Abroad. There is no word Desteem.
  12. red750

    Brain Teaser

    Correct.
  13. red750

    Quickies part 2

  14. red750

    Brain Teaser

    Correct.
  15. red750

    Brain Teaser

    VACATIONiNG ABROAD
  16. red750

    Quickies part 2

    I was going to tell a time travel joke, but you guys didn't liike it.
×
×
  • Create New...