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A postman goes out on his daily delivery round. He comes across a house with a pile of beer bottles and wine bottles near the door. Just then, the household comes out. The postie says, "Hi Bob, looks like you had a good night last night." Bob says, "It was a few nights ago, and I'm recovering." The postie says, "It must have been quite a turn." Bob says, "There were about a dozen couples here. We got so drunk, we ended up playing Who Am I." The postie says, "I'm not familiar with that game." Bob says, "The men all go into another room and get undressed. Then they come out covered by a sheet, with only their manhood showing through a hole in the sheet. The women have to guess who it is." The postie says, "It sounds pretty wild. Sorry I missed it." Bob says, " You'd better keep a low profile for a week or so. Your name was mentioned seven times."

A guy goes to the doctor. He says, "Those sleeping tablets you gave me are marvellous. I haven't felt so fresh and alive in years." The doctor said, "That's great. But don't take more than one a day." "Oh, I don't take them. I give them to my wife."

Right on Nev.

Right.

Correct Nv. I only posted it an hour before you responded.

Correct Nev.

America's mangling the language strikes again. Taylor Swift's new album is causing a ruckus because of the spelling of one of the songs. The album cover lists a song called CANCELLED. However, Americans spell it with one L.

Correct. (Hint. This is a popup, so a letter displayed may be duplicated, ie., appear again.)

Correct. This one might be a little harder.

Before I was married I would sit at the traffic lights for hours because I had no-one to tell me the lights had changed.

Well done. That's correct.

You need bird netting, available from Bunnings.

Correct.

Correct. What are you doing?

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I got a new phone. My daughter said, "Get your contacts and I'll put them in for you." I said, "I don't wear contacts. I wear glasses."