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A mother found the pewrfect way to make her 7 year old behave in church. Halfway through a boring sermon, the kid began getting fidgety. The mother leaned over and whispered, "Behave yourself or the pastor will lose his place and have to start over." The kid snapped into line immediately.

A guy goes into a pub and slumps at the bar. "What will you have?" asks the barman. "Just give me a beer." said the man. The barman asks. "Why are you so down tonight?" The man replied, "My wife and I had an argument, and she said she wouldn't speak to me for a month." "What's wrong with that?" asked the barman. "The month is up tonight." repied the man.

Correct. The red circle around the contestant means it timed out.

Sorry, no.

Some people can solve them with 1 or 2 letters. Others keep milking it till only 1 letter is still missing, losing it all on a BANKRUPT or LOSE A TURN.

T,I,N,G, L and E are already out.

Former Australian cricket captain and coach Bob Simpson dies, aged 89. Simpson was a giant figure in Australian cricket for more than four decades, playing 62 Test matches, famously emerging from retirement at age 41 to lead Australia during the World Series Cricket era, and later becoming the nation’s first full-time coach. As a player, Simpson took until his 30th Test to crack his first century but turned it into 311 and batted for almost 13 hours at Old Trafford. He formed with Bill Lawry one of Australia’s greatest opening partnerships, in an era without protective equipment. Simpson and Lawry still share the record partnership for an Australian opening pair – 382 against the West Indies in 1965.

Right. This was a bonus puzzle, but he didn't get it.

Well, he looks a lot younger than he does on The 1% Club.

Yes. Deer Llama.

An old clip of Jim Jeffries. Divorce Jim Jeffries.mp4

Correct.

clever crow.mp4

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Meeting over. Result - ZERO. Who expected anything different? No sanctions, no ceasefire. The winner - Putin. TACO strikes again. All piss and wind.

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Three days, obviously no-one worked it out.

You were saying? https://www.msn.com/en-au/news/other/pro-russian-media-pressure-putin-to-take-back-alaska-from-trump/ss-AA1KuFU0?ocid=winp2fptaskbar&cvid=40ba57da14f54f2daa208c02017dc118&ei=44

TACO again.

Analysis by Gergana Krasteva, Senior Foreign Reporter for Metro: What was billed – at least, in Trump’s words – as a historic, war-ending summit in Alaska, so far looks less like a turning point in geopolitics and more like a coffee date in the park. If this was meant to be the moment when guns will finally fall silent on the frontline, it is difficult to understand why the leader whose country is under attack is not even in the room. Citing ‘protocol’ just like a Buckingham Palace butler, the White House finally gave a reason why Zelensky is not invited. But it is hardly good or believable enough to justify his absence. Another point of contention that no one seems to be talking about is that the meeting between Trump and Putin was touted to be a massive breakthrough in the ceasefire negotiations. Yet, Trump’s office has since – subtly – tried to downgrade it. The US president told reporters it will now serve as a ‘feel-out’ meeting in his efforts to end the invasion. Other terms used for it has been a ‘listening exercise’ and a ‘fact-finding mission’