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My friends call me The Computer. Nothing to do with my intelligence. I go to sleep if unattended for 15 minutes.

My sex life is like a Ferrari. I don't have a Ferrari.

If you put a potato in the microwave and press Pizza, it's stilla potato when it's done. Same with sex change.

Magpie season soon.

Not 4.

There is no correlation whatsoever. Your parents deciding to dispose of your goods is no more related to your conscription than if I disposed of my sons goods because I lost my job when my employer went into liquidation. Totally unrelated. You have an unbelievable way of linking separate things together to suit your purpose.

That's not conscription's fault, that's your parents' decision.

Two more examples of the brilliance of closed captioning on the TV this morning: realising - rill icing stadium - stady yum

D is the answer. Add the option letter to the beginning of the word to create another word. eg A) Broad > Abroad. There is no word Desteem.

Correct.

Correct.

VACATIONiNG ABROAD

I was going to tell a time travel joke, but you guys didn't liike it.

Wine exercise.

We've all heard the news regarding child care centres and the Working With Children check. My complaint is that the coverage is spread so wide, it has become unmanagable. I am a volunteer at our Men's Shed. I don't do much because most of the guys don't need help with what I was accepted for - assistance with computers, internet, email accounts and digital photography. What do those two thoughts have to do with each other? As a volunteer, I am considered an employee of the company which runs the shed. In other operations of the company, three suburbs away, they have activities involving children. As an employee of the company, I am required to hold a Working With Children certificate and undergo police checks, even though the youngest person through our doors would be over 50. What a waste of admin and police effort.

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