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3 days again. A FRIEND OF D DEVIL IS A FRIEND OF MINE.

So rising or falling sea levels could be because of those same reasons.

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Here is one report issued Friday referring to him as "former' president. BREAKING: Judge Drops HUGE Ruling Against Trump A major legal blow has just struck former President Donald Trump as a federal judge issued a sweeping ruling against him — one that legal analysts are already calling “devastating” and “potentially career-ending.” The decision, handed down early Friday morning, marks a turning point in one of Trump’s most closely watched court battles and could carry massive political and financial consequences. According to court documents released minutes after the decision, the judge found Trump liable for multiple violations connected to what prosecutors described as a “pattern of deception and obstruction.” The ruling reportedly grants prosecutors expanded access to Trump’s financial records, communications, and internal business dealings — evidence that could expose years of hidden transactions and false statements.

Haven't had a cup of tea in years. One cup of coffee per day.

Many stories, including his trip to the APEC conference last week, list him as the 'former' president. Maybe they refuse to acknowledge his current position.

Always good.

Sorry Nev, it's Cain and Abel.

I'm assuming next year's mid-term.

HOW DO COURT RECORDERS KEEP STRAIGHT FACES???? These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place. ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?' ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: My name is Susan! _______________________________ ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth? WITNESS: July 18th. ATTORNEY: What year? WITNESS: Every year. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you? WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which. ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you? WITNESS: Forty-five years. _________________________________ ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget.. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning? WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? ____________________________________ ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he? WITNESS: He's 20, much like your IQ. ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? WITNESS: Are you shitting me? _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time? WITNESS: Getting laid ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: She had three children , right? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: How many were boys? WITNESS: None. ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney? ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? WITNESS: By death.. ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? WITNESS: Take a guess. ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight. _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to? WITNESS: Oral... _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question? ______________________________________ And last: ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No.. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law. ----------------------------------------- These are from a book called “Disorder in the Courts”! Hilarious! 😀 We believe “Disorder in the Court: Great Fractured Moments in Courtroom History” you can find on Amazon! From my understanding these were some of the funnier ones!

Could be true. could be BS. Let's hope it's true. Trump Fires Everyone After Explosive F-Word Rant Chaos erupted inside Donald Trump’s campaign headquarters this week after the former president reportedly launched into an expletive-filled tirade, screaming at aides and ordering mass firings in what insiders describe as “the most unhinged meltdown yet.” Sources say the outburst, which was caught on several staffers’ phones, left senior officials stunned and terrified — with Trump shouting, swearing, and threatening to “burn it all down” if people didn’t start “doing their damn jobs.” The blow-up began during a late-night strategy meeting at Mar-a-Lago, where Trump was presented with internal polling data showing his support sliding in several key battleground states. According to three people familiar with the meeting, Trump exploded after seeing one particular chart, slamming his fist on the table and shouting, “What the f** is this? You idiots are losing me the election!”* Witnesses say the room went silent as Trump began pointing at individual aides, accusing them of incompetence and betrayal. “He was out of control,” said one campaign staffer who later resigned. “He told the communications team they were ‘the worst in history,’ called his pollsters ‘stupid,’ and said everyone was ‘fired, effective immediately.’ Nobody knew if he was serious — but then security started escorting people out.” Within an hour, at least a dozen campaign staffers were locked out of their email accounts, and several senior advisors were told not to return to work. “It was pure carnage,” said another insider. “He was ranting, red-faced, screaming that the media was laughing at him and that ‘everyone in this building should be ashamed.’” By morning, Trump’s team was scrambling to contain the fallout, claiming the firings were part of a “planned restructuring.” But multiple insiders say that’s a lie. “There was no plan — just rage,” one former aide said. “He saw bad numbers and completely lost it.” The incident has reportedly deepened existing fractures inside the campaign, with several top staffers now refusing to attend meetings without legal counsel present. Some are quietly reaching out to other GOP figures, fearing that Trump’s erratic behavior could implode his own re-election effort. Political analysts say the meltdown is symptomatic of a campaign spiraling out of control. “This is classic Trump under pressure,” said one strategist. “He blames everyone else, lashes out, and destroys his own team in the process.” Social media exploded after leaks of the incident hit the internet, with hashtags like #TrumpMeltdown and #YoureAllFired trending within hours. Clips purporting to show fragments of the rant — with Trump shouting, “I made you all famous!” — have racked up millions of views, though his campaign has called them “deepfakes.” For Trump, the optics are disastrous: a man once famous for commanding “You’re fired!” on reality TV now presiding over a campaign in ruins. As one former senior aide put it grimly, “This wasn’t The Apprentice — this was a breakdown. He’s firing people because he can’t fire reality.”

“If you want to know how old a woman is, ask her sister-in-law." (Eva Gabor) "Old age comes at a bad time" (Ed Sullivan) "Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened." (Stevie Wonder) "Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do about it." (Golda Meir) "The older I get, the more clearly I remember things that never happened. (Mark Twain) "I’m at that age where my back goes out more than I do." (Phyllis Diller) "Nice to be here? At my age, it’s nice to be anywhere." (George Burns) "First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up; then, you forget to pull your zipper down." (Rob Reiner)

No wonder young people get injured or killed. I was driving up to the fish and chip shop for Friday dinner. There was a young chap dressed all in black, riding a black e-bike with no lights, on the footpath. He was pulling a wheelie, and keeping up with me at 50 kph. Then he switched to the road, still doing a wheelie. It was just after the sun had set. On the way back, a breath testing station had been set up which the idiot would have had to go through had he been a few minutes later. Ordering the meal was ridiculous as well. I phoned to place the order and the chap on the phone sounded Australian, and took the order details correctly without problem. Then he asked my name. I told him, five times, spelling it twice, s-l-o-w-l-y. He finally repeated it back to me correctly. When I got to the shop, there was my order in the warmer, with the order printed out, with my name PETRE. When I asked who took the order they pointed to an Asian guy.

Tell us what you really think...

Someone in complete cognitive decline. https://au.yahoo.com/news/hes-completely-lost-people-cant-152709656.html

Correct Marty.

What do you think of Albo sitting next to his new best friend Chump art the Asean conference dinner?

Correct.

Yep. That was an easy one.

Correct.

Carlton premiership hero Brian Kekovich, older brother of North Melbourne legend Sam Kekovich, has died aged 79.