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BREAKING: Turmp’s Press Secretary makes a SHOCKING ADMISSION about his “main priority”! Donald Trump has done a lot of outrageous things in office — but tearing down the East Wing of the White House during a government shutdown to build himself a $300 million ballroom might be his most obscene yet. While millions of federal workers go unpaid and veterans line up at food banks, Trump’s top priority isn’t reopening the government — it’s adding a golden monument to himself right next to the Oval Office. White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt let the mask slip this week when she admitted that “the ballroom is really the president’s main priority.” Not feeding families. Not paying soldiers. Not protecting democracy. A ballroom. And if that wasn’t bad enough, she also revealed that Trump is interpreting long-held federal planning laws to mean he can “tear down whatever he wants” on the White House grounds — without oversight. When pressed by reporters if that meant Trump could bulldoze national landmarks like the Jefferson Memorial, Leavitt didn’t deny it. She just smirked and said it’s up to him. Welcome to the Trump era — where the self-proclaimed “builder” treats the People’s House like one of his tacky golf resorts. Meanwhile, a majority of Americans are furious. A new YouGov poll found that 53% of Americans disapprove of Trump demolishing the East Wing for his pet project, and a full 77% of Democrats say the plans are an outrage. Even among Republicans, cracks are showing — nearly a third disapprove of the destruction. Independents? They’re siding with Democrats. The message is loud and clear: the American people don’t want Trump’s White House makeover. But Trump, ever the wannabe king, doesn’t care. From his gilded Mar-a-Lago throne, he boasted that the East Wing “wasn’t much,” sneering that “it was never thought of as being much” — as if one of the most iconic parts of the White House was just some cheap casino annex waiting for his “brand upgrade.” The important thing to do now is to follow the money. Trump claims the project is being paid for “100 percent by me and some friends of mine.” Right. Because nothing says “trustworthy” like a secret donor list tied to a construction project overseen by a man whose businesses have gone bankrupt six times.

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A guy is being interviewed for a job. Interviewer: Do you have any allergies? Applicant: Caffeine. Interviewer: Have you ever worked in public service? Applicant: I was in the military, I did two tours in Iraq. Interviewer: Very good. That gives you a lot of points. Do you have any disabilities? Applicant: A bomb went off close to me and I lost both testicles. Interviewer (winces): Wow! That gives you enough points for me to hire you straight away. Our hours at 8: am to 400 pm. You can start at 10:00 am tomorrow and every other day. Applicant: How come 10:00 am? I don't want any special privileges. Interviewer. Remember, this is a council job. We spend the first two hours standing around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. There is no need for you to be here for that.

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Correct. An old cigarette slogan. The face is Dan Rather, US newsman.

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When I came out of the Forest Hill Chase carpark after my eyetests, I passed a Googletrekker photograper walking out of the carpark.

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Paddy was visiting Mick's house where they were playing cards and enjoying a few drinks. When Paddy went to leave, they noticed it was pouring with rain. Mick said to Paddy, "Stay here for the night, I'll go and make up a bed." Then he headed upstairs. When he came back down, Paddy was standing there soaked to the skin. "What happened?" asked Mick. Paddy replied, "I went home for my pyjamas."

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From the White House website. Minority Leaders Hakeem Jeffries and Chuck Schumer

Different sort of day today. First, off to H & R Block to do my tax returm. Their estimate is a refund of about $1200. Then to Specsavers for new glasses. (My health insurance gives a 100% refund on two pairs of specs, one long rsange, one for reading). Haven't had my eyesight tested in 7 years. Lots of tests, and happy with the results. No macular degeneration, no sign of cataracts, and only minor indications of glaucoma, too insignificant to do anything about at present. A different way to spend your birthday, but I had feck all else to do.

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