A woman in her 70's wanted to join a motorcycle club. She walked up to the door and knocked loudly.
A big hairy biker with lots of tattoos opened the door. She said, "I'd like to join the club."
The biker looked at this elderly lady and said, "Do you have a bike?"
She turned and pointed to a black Harley with flame decals on it. The biker looked impressed,
He asked, "Do you drink?" She said, "I could drink you lot under the table."
"How about smoking?" "Two packets a day, and three joints in the evening."
The biker nodded approvingly.
"Have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?" he asked.
"No." she replied, "But I have been swung around by the nipples a couple of times."
He stood aside and invited her in.