I'd really like to know how many bikes haven't been dropped, as so many adverts claim. I'll wager it's only a tiny percentage that haven't gone down at some stage of their lives.
I can recall driving N out of Kalgoorlie one evening on the Kalgoorlie Menzies Rd (the Goldfields Highway today). About 10 kays out of Kalgoorlie, in the deep dusk, I spotted a big motorbike lying on its side, on the edge of the (gravel) shoulder, on the opposite side of the road.
I pulled up rapidly from my normal 120kmh, fearing that someone had come off. As I stopped and wound down my drivers window, I could see someone who appeared to be lying down behind the bike. Even worse, I could hear grunting and groaning noises coming from the body!
I called out, "Are you O.K., mate?", whilst getting ready to get out of the ute. A strained voice came back, "No! I stopped for a piss, and the bloody bike fell over, and now I can't stand it up again!!" 😄
Of course, what had happened was, the bike had actually ended up lying somewhat downhill as it fell over the shoulder, and was partly lying on the drop-off, away from the road shoulder!
And of course, the rider was struggling to get any footing on the slippery slope below the bike - what with it being covered in pea-gravel rocks, and being about a 1-in-3 slope!
I got out and went over to him, and with both of us under the bike, we managed to get it upright again. It was a big bike, and bloody heavy, too! I don't recall what it was now, just a big Jap bike and certainly around 1000cc or more.
He was extremely grateful for the assistance, and he soon had it cranked up and ready to go again, so I left him with it. But I'll wager he'd also learnt a good lesson about being careful where you park your big heavy bike, on country road shoulders!