Kidnapped

[Admin]

You've been kidnapped.

 

The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you

 

Who is coming to save you?

[old man emu]

Fiona Bruce and the Experts - Antiques Roadshow

[Admin]

For me it was Raymond Reddington - The Black List, so watch out kidnappers 🤣

[Jerry_Atrick]

I am doomed - don't watch TV

[ClintonB]

Aw crap, it’s the summer bay police

[onetrack]

I would not rely on anyone to come and rescue me.

 

Firstly - I am an extremely independent person, reliant on no-one very much. Well, perhaps my partner - and if she catches any kidnappers, God help them, the Police will have to rescue them from her. You haven't seen my missus in action when she gets angry, she goes straight for the jugular, with the biggest knife she can find!

 

Secondly - Nearly every second person I've read about being kidnapped, escaped using their own cleverness. Even during Wartime, a number of captives escaped successfully. It was an art form amongst the Aussies and Brits in German POW camps.

 

Thirdly - About every third captive being held, was killed by rescuers! - or the rescue attempt made the kidnapper/s kill their captives! So, I'd prefer the rescuers stayed away, while I schemed my escape!

Edited June 16, 2020 by onetrack

[pmccarthy]

A crazy dentist who can see dead people.

[nomadpete]

One-track,  your answer struck a chord for me.

 

So I read it to my better half.

She approved.

 

But added, that after she got me home, I'd be in even more trouble for causing all the fuss!

Edited June 16, 2020 by nomadpete

[Yenn]

I also am doomed. Rick Stein seems to be the most seen. Would prefer Nigella to rescue me.

[Marty_d]

Ah, I'm in luck.

 

The crew from Money Heist are coming to rescue me.  And given what I've seen them do in 4 seasons of full-throttle adrenaline, I'm in the best hands!

 

Give it a look if you don't mind reading Spanish subtitles.  Truly excellent TV.

[onetrack]

I'd prefer Inspector Montalbano to carry out the detective work and rescue me.

[old man emu]

I'd rather Police Rescue than Blue Heelers

[red750]

Mr Humphries from Are You Being Served is free.

[Yenn]

Mr Humphries is not free. He is our recently appointed breakfast show presenter at ABC Capricornia. He got the job because Brad who does the traffic for Rocky goes down so well. This new bloke Paul Culliver or is it Cullinan comes from South Aus.

[red750]

John Inman, the actor who played Mr Humphries, died in March 2007 of Hepatitis A. He married Roy Lynch in 2005, to whom he left 2.8m pounds.

[Litespeed]

Raymond Reddington gets the gong for me.

 

Or Chris Hemsworth but that will get very bloody.

[Marty_d]

21 hours ago, Litespeed said:

Or Chris Hemsworth but that will get very bloody.

That was a cracker of a movie.  Much better than his Thor acting (I know, the role doesn't give much scope)