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Just read;

"Thank God my wife is still with me, she's just gone through breast cancer ..."

 

Well who the geebeezers gave her "breast cancer"?

Much like those who pray to god for those affected by earthquake/flood/fire/tsunami........that'll be to the same god who just tried to destroy those people with earthquake/flood/fire/tsunami.

 

 

Posted
Some of the biggest disasters happened at Mecca recently at the most holy site of all. How does that compute? Nev

I think the people at that holy site were thinking ' holy shite'.

 

 

Posted

Presumably the same reason anyone does mass killings of anyone - he was a mentally screwed-up ar*sehole with access to weapons.

 

The guy who shot those people at the church a month or 2 ago wasn't an atheist - he even prayed with them before he killed them.

 

 

Posted

Probably the same reason so many christian priests raped little boys.

 

The difference being that the shooter is immediately guilty , whilst the christian bodies will spend millions in court to deny, hide the facts and try place blame on the children that were violated.

 

 

Posted

I much prefer the safe ground provided by AGNOSTICISM. . . .

 

AGNOSTICISMIC R US. . . . . .

 

Mind you,. . .I still get these twot Agnostics knocking on my front door and asking if I'd like to discuss daily politics, or plumbing for the new age homestead. . . .

 

 

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I much prefer the safe ground provided by AGNOSTICISM. . . .

AGNOSTICISMIC R US. . . . . .

 

Mind you,. . .I still get these twot Agnostics knocking on my front door and asking if I'd like to discuss daily politics, or plumbing for the new age homestead. . . .

If you drop the "AG", you end up with "NOSTICISM"... otherwise known as "Teflonism".... ie "Sh*t doesn't stick!"

 

Many politicians belong to this creed.

 

 

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If you drop the "AG", you end up with "NOSTICISM"... otherwise known as "Teflonism".... ie "Sh*t doesn't stick!"

Many politicians belong to this creed.

Actually mate,. . .I MUCH PREFER . . . .EXISTENTIALISM. . . . .

 

Cos,. . .whatever happens,. . . . .it won't make any difference ! ! ! !

 

 

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I've tried to INFECT the owner of the ONLY JAB on our site, but he's terrified of the thought of reading any negative stuff about Jabs. . . shame really as he's on all the Brit forums. . .

 

I was taking the Pi$$ out of him on the weekend as he nearly ran out of runway on landing,. . .but you just can't wind the bloke up,. . .I thought that I. . .was laid back,. . .but Trev,. . .well. . . . Mr cool.

 

I have to be honest, if any radio OP talked to landing pilots the way we do at Otherton, we'd get our heads kicked in. . .but we have done this from DAY ONE. . . it doesn't appear to affect any of our guys, and noone has ever complained about it.

 

Nigel, my assistant Radio Op, who has just recovered from a minor stroke, and owns a third share in a Foxbat, is the worst of the lot. . . I can't wait until he gets his ticket back so that I CAN talk to him like someone with a speech impediment when he's on approach. . . Tell you what though, it DOES help with training,. . .although this may seem to you to be an oxymoron, . . and very cruel. . . .it doesn't arf prevent pilots from bullcrapping about how good they are. ! ! ! Incidentally,. . .we stop the crap at least 50 metres from touchdown, and don't start it agan until they are well down on the deck and rolling out. . . .sort of conversationally, y'know, Ptt down, and " Hmm,. . . he's a bit high innie,. . .dunno if he'll get that down this time. . .hmmm. . .Dyer think he'll stop that,. . .Hmm,. . .I dunno,. . .looks a bit fast. . .etc. . .

 

It's really no worse than an instructor screaming abuse at you all the way down. . . . but we DON'T do it to visitors. . . .they just wouldn't understand. . .! ! !

 

All our pilots appreciate it actually, ( so they said at the last club meeting ) as it makes them think a bit harder. . . . and they REALLY appreciate it when they fly out somewhere and don't get any abuse there ! Priceless. . . . It's a Tight Site. . . . . if they can fly there, they should be able to get in anywhere.

 

 

Posted
Apparently you're dead now.

Wait a minute, it is still the 7th of October here, for another 40 minutes. Perhaps the prediction if for one of the US time zones? I get to survive a bit longer. spacer.png

 

 

Posted
Wait a minute, it is still the 7th of October here, for another 40 minutes. Perhaps the prediction if for one of the US time zones? I get to survive a bit longer. spacer.png

Ha, "Irony" at it's finest ...

 

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