turboplanner Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 Dope filled world they said and there were a couple of real dopes. I have tried talking to god in my aeroplane and he never replies. The only time he has ever replied I have ended up with a splitting headache and feeling sick the next morning. Still can't remember what he said. In your aeroplane Yenn, he's probably got his fingernails digging into the tubing and his voice choked in absolute terror! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty_d Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 He hasn't got time for aeroplanes, too busy flitting around the world keeping helicopters aloft. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hihosland Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 Keeping his nuts tight??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty_d Posted April 27, 2016 Share Posted April 27, 2016 My faith in the university system has just been restored. Just watched the Weekly with Charlie Pickering (that sentence alone is enough to make any religious nutjob stop reading). A guest was Professor of Theology and Head of Theology and Religion at the University of Exeter, Francesca Stavrakopoulou. Two things struck me as being a bit different to my mental image of a Head of Theology and Religion... one, she's extremely hot, and two, she's an atheist. (Three, she's got a sense of humour...) To sum up the segment, it seemed that she knows a shedload about the bible but considers most of it to be bullsh1t. My kind of theologian! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kasper Posted April 28, 2016 Share Posted April 28, 2016 My faith in the university system has just been restored. Just watched the Weekly with Charlie Pickering (that sentence alone is enough to make any religious nutjob stop reading). A guest was Professor of Theology and Head of Theology and Religion at the University of Exeter, Francesca Stavrakopoulou. Two things struck me as being a bit different to my mental image of a Head of Theology and Religion... one, she's extremely hot, and two, she's an atheist. (Three, she's got a sense of humour...) To sum up the segment, it seemed that she knows a shedload about the bible but considers most of it to be bullsh1t. My kind of theologian! LOL Yeah she was a hoot. And what I continually find interesting is that as an avowed atheist myself I did read quite a lot of the religious texts (new/old testament, the torah) and so few of the religious people who who want to chat have not ... I put it down to what is required to be religious - its a faith thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 There are more stars in our universe than there are grains of sand on all the beaches and deserts on earth. Now they reckon there are more planets than stars. Wow the book of Genesis could not have been more wrong. And our universe might be one of an infinite number... that last idea really boggles my mind and I can't cope with it too well. Its even harder than Jabiru exhaust gas temperatures to come to grips with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 I'm told about 75% of Americans believe the Bible is the absolute word of god, and I have no reason to doubt that figure is somewhere near correct. Despite that, many have no detailed knowledge of what is in it. About 2% know what the first chapter is. (or whatever it's called) I was sent to Sunday to learn how to be GOOD, according to my mother. If I didn't behave like an angel "God would get me" or I would be sent to boarding school as a punishment. Pretty scary stuff . I believed a lot of the stuff I was indoctrinated with till I eventually decided it was too high a price to pay to shut your mind off from considering other possibilities, in m y early twenties.. Some say it's a big monkey on your back. I agree with that. The religious organisations know to get you at the impressionable years and they will have you for life. I don't fear atheists. They are generally pretty relaxed. There's a lot more than many realise. A fairly uniform %, even in Muslim countries, where you can't declare it openly. Nev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OzBirdy Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 We had to go to the f**** cherch 7 times a week at boarding school. It cured me. Never been in one since. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nightmare1 Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 Wow! 158 pages of "I hate the absurd fairy tail that is religion" which includes christian and muslim religions.... there is hope for humanity yet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 Do fairies have tails? do we mean tales. Nev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 I have to admit to becoming a bit religious when I was 200k from home at 1500ft in a glider on a 44 degree day. And it did work, well at least a thermal turned up and as I climbed back to 10,000 ft my atheism returned. What an ungrateful bugger, the almighty must have said, in between looking after all those planets and stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kasper Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 I have to admit to becoming a bit religious when I was 200k from home at 1500ft in a glider on a 44 degree day.And it did work, well at least a thermal turned up and as I climbed back to 10,000 ft my atheism returned. What an ungrateful bugger, the almighty must have said, in between looking after all those planets and stuff. Ah but "he" chose not to smite you down with a nice bolt of lightning or break you in two with turbulence ... and given 'he' is all knowing he already knew what you were going to think eh?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty_d Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 Do fairies have tails? do we mean tales. Nev Fairies can have whatever the hell you want them to have. Just get a profit to tell you so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 I'm a non prophet person. with no invisible means of support. Nev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nightmare1 Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 Do fairies have tails? do we mean tales. Nev well you never know, someone made up that story, complete with mythical monsters, angels, demons and talking snakes. I might as well add my bit, complete with tailed fairies Tony Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hihosland Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 Just about says it all[ATTACH]47913._xfImport[/ATTACH] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 I checked up on the Almighty's workload. If he spends a second of time on each star, to check if there are beings on the planets etc, then he will visit us once for one second every 20 million years. So we have had more than our fair share, gosh listening to me begging for a thermal and then arranging one would have taken more than a few seconds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 The devil could produce a thermal quicker. It's as hot as hell down there. I better not continue as I'll scare any kids reading this. Nev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dutchroll Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 I have to admit that despite being an unbeliever and inevitably damned to suffer a tortuous afterlife in a place I don't even believe exists, I do occasionally silently pray to the almighty in some social situations. "Oh please Lord........how much longer am I going to have to listen to this idiot?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hihosland Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 Dutchroll did say "Oh please Lord........how much longer am I going to have to listen to this idiot?" a fairly comment lament from the back pews Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 I'll stop if you like. Nev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bexrbetter Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 I'll stop if you like. Nev I've said the same thing while listening to prayer, eg; "Oh My God!". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PA. Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 Who does an Atheist talk to during sex? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty_d Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 Who does an Atheist talk to during sex? Well, I've never met her, she's just on the other end of the phone... oh.... I get what you mean. Please ignore what I just said... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dutchroll Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 Who does an Atheist talk to during sex? It really doesn't matter much as long as it's not their ex. Then it gets awkward...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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