Atheist knowledge

[facthunter]

Which is nearly ALL the time. The really enthusiastic ones want to kill anyone who thinks differently. Hey, and that's been going on for a while , too Nev

 

 

[M61A1]

Unfortunately, "others", includes any children they might have in their care.

 

 

[Old Koreelah]

Last night's doco on the Dunedin Project (Inside the 'Dunedin Study')

 

showed how science can very accurately predict a person's life from their babyhood.

 

(Watch the full show here

 

).Two of their five personality types had little chance of success in modern life, but were ideal recruits for the noxious IS ideology.

 

Yesterday's Four Corners was about a gutsy French Moslem infiltrating IS with a hidden camera. Great insight into the mentality of those morons.

 

'You're a dead man': Undercover with an Islamic State terror cell

 

 

[facthunter]

I reckon a child's personality is formed by two years, but environmental effects count too. We are mucking it up with substances that change GENES. That's scary as well as the indoctrination thing, religion for one, relies on. Nev

 

 

[Old Koreelah]

My grandies' personalities were pretty obvious at six months.

 

 

[bexrbetter]

Oh My God, tell me this isn't true ...

 

Vatican reeling as DNA tests show communion wafers contain 0% Christ

 

 

[Marty_d]

It's like milk, they probably meant to get the full-christ (6%) crackers but some idiot decided low-christ was better. Bet the pack still has the disclaimer "This product may contain traces of christ, as the machinery is used to make other christ-based products".

 

 

[bexrbetter]

It's like milk, they probably meant to get the full-christ (6%) crackers but some idiot decided low-christ was better. Bet the pack still has the disclaimer "This product may contain traces of christ, as the machinery is used to make other christ-based products".

The ones they had made in China had melamine substituted for Christ's blood apparently.

 

 

[facthunter]

And I suppose the wine has anti freeze in it too? It's ALL supposed to be SYMBOLIC, you heretics. Even an atheist knows that. Nev

 

 

[bexrbetter]

And I suppose the wine has anti freeze in it too? It's ALL supposed to be SYMBOLIC, you heretics. Even an atheist knows that. Nev

That would be fine if I was an atheist but by claiming to have a position might be construed as being on the other side of the fence, when there is no fence at all, zilch, nothing, nada.

 

 

[Bruce]

It's an awful cannibal symbolism though, the idea that you can absorb spiritual things by eating the body of the person.

 

Well the wife is cooking some prawns for tea, I wonder what spiritual things I will gain tonight.

 

 

[pmccarthy]

It isn't wine it is coloured olive oil. Turns to wax below about 5 degrees C. So as spring arrives in Italy and Greece the Madonnas start to weep and the Christs start to drip blood. And the priests put out the collection trays.

 

 

[bexrbetter]

Well the wife is cooking some prawns for tea, I wonder what spiritual things I will gain tonight.

Yaw going to hell Mate, eating shellfish!

 

Leviticus 11:9-12King James Version (KJV)

 

9 These shall ye eat of all that are in the waters: whatsoever hath fins and scales in the waters, in the seas, and in the rivers, them shall ye eat.

 

10 And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you:

 

11 They shall be even an abomination unto you; ye shall not eat of their flesh, but ye shall have their carcases in abomination.

 

12 Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you.

 

 

[Bryon]

I thought that if you ate shellfish, it had a good effect on you (so my missus tells me)

 

 

[Marty_d]

And I suppose the wine has anti freeze in it too? It's ALL supposed to be SYMBOLIC, you heretics. Even an atheist knows that. Nev

I thought one bunch believed it actually turned into flesh & blood (transubstantiation? Is that the word?) - might be the Cat'licks. Don't see any of them lining up to have x-ray while swallowing the cracker though. (Oops - shouldn't call christ a cracker, he was Arabic not white...)

 

 

[octave]

the brilliant Tom Lehrer

 

 

[bexrbetter]

I thought that if you ate shellfish, it had a good effect on you (so my missus tells me)

Yup, try a dozen oysters kilpatrick for a kick.

 

 

[facthunter]

You ruin them by cooking them. They don't all work anyhow. Nev

 

 

[Marty_d]

You ruin them by cooking them. They don't all work anyhow. Nev

I think it's the Rocky Mountain oysters you need for that particular effect, but I don't have the balls to try them...

 

 

[facthunter]

All you Taswegians think about is sex. There's other ways to keep warm where your brain still keeps working. Nev

 

 

[Marty_d]

Not fair saying the word "warm" when I'm looking at snow flurries outside the window.

 

 

[Bruce]

I read that Casanova lived on oysters and "entertained " about 17 women a day.

 

Well I find that number hard to believe but what an ambitious target huh.

 

Maybe those old scribes knew about oysters too and did not approve.

 

 

[DonRamsay]

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Who'd have thought Gnarly's attempt at humour would produce over 3,200 rebuttals?

 

[bexrbetter]

Anyone ever stopped to wonder why there's handicapped parking spots at Churches ...

 

 

[facthunter]

He didn't realise that atheist knowledge is just getting started, and is by it's lack of restriction boundless, whereas religion's base stays static as it is predicated on faith not knowledge and on a Bible or Koran for it's source. That's why it's in the Humour section. Nev