nomadpete Posted January 1, 2021 Posted January 1, 2021 Two questions.... 1. How did they bone them? 2. Why would you buy them? 1
Jerry_Atrick Posted January 1, 2021 Posted January 1, 2021 Well, reading that sign will be a great way to lose weight... 🤮
onetrack Posted January 1, 2021 Posted January 1, 2021 Well. at least we know they didn't come from gay pigs. 1
nomadpete Posted January 2, 2021 Posted January 2, 2021 How can you say that? The package admits they've been boned. 1 1
Marty_d Posted January 2, 2021 Posted January 2, 2021 My kids asked the other day what goes into sausages. I reckon the contents of that box would be part of the answer.
facthunter Posted January 2, 2021 Posted January 2, 2021 You wouldn't want to know, is the answer. Nev 1 1
Yenn Posted January 2, 2021 Posted January 2, 2021 What do you eat when you eat meat? Muscle and a bit of fat, but we are supposed to leave the fat out, so an anal sphincter would be pure muscle. What is wrong with it? You could well be eating intestines if you have sausage and that is only just a bit further up the system.
spacesailor Posted January 2, 2021 Posted January 2, 2021 Or Liver & bacon, better than Kippers or Tripe. spacesailor
Marty_d Posted January 2, 2021 Posted January 2, 2021 6 hours ago, Yenn said: ...an anal sphincter would be pure muscle. What is wrong with it? It'd be all in the cooking. Probably like calamari - do it wrong and you're chewing on rubber.
old man emu Posted January 2, 2021 Posted January 2, 2021 9 hours ago, Marty_d said: It'd be all in the cooking. Probably like calamari - do it wrong and you're chewing on rubber. Every Australian knows a rubber is a small stationery item used to correct pencil mistakes, and is more formally known as an eraser. But in the United States, the word “rubber” is a euphemism for condom.
Bruce Tuncks Posted January 2, 2021 Posted January 2, 2021 Thats right OME. I had a mate who got slapped in the face when on secondment to the US. He made the mistake of asking a work-place woman if she had a rubber he could borrow.
old man emu Posted January 2, 2021 Posted January 2, 2021 And don't ask a Yank if he's got any fags on him. 1
onetrack Posted January 3, 2021 Posted January 3, 2021 I love the American term of "Fanny-pack" for a bumbag. Sure makes for interesting conversations between people from different countries.
willedoo Posted January 3, 2021 Posted January 3, 2021 Their use of the word 'rooting' is a bit different from ours as well. The American use of it is starting to creep in here now amongst younger generations than mine. It's common to hear ABC Radio announcers use it in the American context lately.
Marty_d Posted January 3, 2021 Posted January 3, 2021 I had to educate my son yesterday on the different meanings of "pissed" from the US or Australian perspective. Means "angry" over there, most likely "happy" here...
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