Why do flood waters do so much damage?

[Marty_d]

5 minutes ago, Old Koreelah said:

Depends how heavy they are...

Ah, I see what you mean.  Instead of tying the bell to the cat, tie the cat to the bell.  The church would get added soprano to go with the Sunday chimes.

[old man emu]

1 hour ago, Marty_d said:

I've had blue wrens land on my legs while sitting still on the deck.

Geez, are the mozzies really as big as birds up your way?

[nomadpete]

How long did you laze on the deck before the birds started thinking your legs look like tree branches?

 

You shouldn't have that much free time, what with a bunch of energetic children to run after, AND an unfinished aircraft ......

[pmccarthy]

The weather was cold, they weren't blue wrens they were blue tits.

[Marty_d]

29 minutes ago, pmccarthy said:

The weather was cold, they weren't blue wrens they were blue tits.

They could have been blue balls.  I'm not an ornithologist...

[onetrack]

I've heard of stiff nipples in the cold, but I've never heard of blue tits.