Who is it?

[ClintonB]

He looked a lot younger in House, but then again I was watching that probably 20 years ago.

same with stu little, but my little kids are now 27 and 25.

[facthunter]

Do Actresses FAKE orgasms? How would you know?   SLEEPING with women is only a problem if they steal the blanket or SNORE loudly. Nev

[Marty_d]

Women don't snore. Every one of them is adamant on that point.

[facthunter]

They don't FART either. ( I always apologise when one near me does unless she's........ annoying in other ways).  Nev

[old man emu]

2 hours ago, facthunter said:

They don't FART either.

I was going to say that, but I don't like to state the obvious. Apparently it's a sign that a new marriage is settling in well if she plays Dutch ovens in bed.

[pmccarthy]

The CPAP machine is great. Air from the bedside, filtered.

[spacesailor]

My wife may have to use one . Just to make her O2 level  right. 

spacesailor

[old man emu]

1 hour ago, spacesailor said:

My wife may have to use one spacesailor

Once she gets used to wearing the mask, you won't be able to stop her using the CPAP machine. She will sleep more soundly and wake refreshed. You will get better sleep as well as she will not be disturbing you, tossing and turning. I find that I wake up in exactly the same position as I was in when I closed my eyes. Also I fall to sleep within a few minutes. Unfortunately, my kidneys like night shift and I have to dispatch their product in the early hours.

[facthunter]

I drink WATER during the Night to prevent the blood thickening and risking a stroke. My kidneys are about those of a 20 year old. so that's a Plus.  Having 2 P is a small inconvenience.   Nev

[old man emu]

My problem is that I never developed the habit of drinking a lot of water, either raw or in beverages. My favorite drink during a hot day is cold milk, but that means my calorie intake goes up. Not keen on sugary drinks. I find that failure to drink a lot on hot days can lead to constipation. 

[facthunter]

It sucks it out of your stools. Better to get it from somewhere else.,Milk is for cows children.  OLD people develop Lactose intolerance often.  Nev

[red750]

I drink water all day, and have a Gatorade bottle of water beside the bed, which I drink during the night. Don't have to worry about peeing due to the night bag attached to my urostomy pouch.  I take a bloodthinner each day. I had a bloodtest in February and got the results from my GP yesterday. Kidney function normal, blood sugar down from dangerous levels to normal.

[red750]

[onetrack]

Neil Diamond, not looking too bad for a bloke who turned 84 in January.