If this is "faith", none for me please

[old man emu]

11 hours ago, nomadpete said:

I bet you've been off playing aviation again......

Come over to Tooraweenah on the 20th May, next, and say that to my face!

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I'll leave it there while I go flying.

[onetrack]

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What, not painted yet?

The gold paint is on back order.

[old man emu]

7 hours ago, onetrack said:

The gold paint is on back order.

I'm actually thinking of going 70's Retro, and hanging wallpaper. At the moment I'm torn between these designs:

 

 

but since the toilet is on the western side of the house, the colours might be too warm to generate the desired ambiance. 

[Jerry_Atrick]

[Bruce Tuncks]

I suggest something quieter, but its not my dunny so best wishes

 

 

[old man emu]

9 hours ago, Bruce Tuncks said:

I suggest something quieter,

It's camouflage in case I start taking 'saults.

[facthunter]

Likely to induce an epileptic fit or pink elephants if you stay at the Pub too long.  Nev

[Yenn]

Do you suffer from constipation? Those should be a cure.

[facthunter]

I'd try Prunes, preferably.  Fear can help too. It's a natural function when you're $#!T scared.  Nev

[willedoo]

1 hour ago, Yenn said:

Do you suffer from constipation? Those should be a cure.

Or cause it.

[old man emu]

The 'saults I was talking about are somersaults.

[facthunter]

What do you do in winter?  Nev

[Bruce Tuncks]

Well you got me there OME....  I have never done a somersault in the dunny in my life. Don't expect to either.

[old man emu]

Taking them worse than taking Epsom salts.

[Old Koreelah]

[facthunter]

Organised religion seems to be the Fuel that "Fires" most disputes in the world. Where if has most power is where people are Oppressed the most. IF it's SO Bl@@DY GOOD why do you have to enforce it so  savagely? 

 Answer Because it's about CONTROL Look at IRAN.  Afghanistan Turkeyey, Saudia.  Nev

[facthunter]

It's a lot better talking with Atheists. You don't have to watch every word you say.  Nev

[spenaroo]

the "he" is always lower case

[red750]

I thought I wrote a post some time ago about a Catholic mother and baby home in Ireland wher many babies died and were simply thrown in a sewage pit  rather than be given a dignified burial. I recently saw another program about people who  were born in Catholic mother and baby homes (to unmarried mothers) in Ireland, and were trying to trace their birth parents, Their efforts were made almost impossible because, despite it being illegal since the 1870's, they had fake birth certificates issued in the name of their adoptive parents. This occurred between as recently as 1950 - 1970. In most cases, they have only been able to make the matchup since the introduction of DNA searches,