If this is "faith", none for me please

[old man emu]

11 hours ago, nomadpete said:

I bet you've been off playing aviation again......

Come over to Tooraweenah on the 20th May, next, and say that to my face!

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I'll leave it there while I go flying.

[onetrack]

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What, not painted yet?

The gold paint is on back order.

[old man emu]

7 hours ago, onetrack said:

The gold paint is on back order.

I'm actually thinking of going 70's Retro, and hanging wallpaper. At the moment I'm torn between these designs:

 

 

but since the toilet is on the western side of the house, the colours might be too warm to generate the desired ambiance. 

[Jerry_Atrick]

[Bruce Tuncks]

I suggest something quieter, but its not my dunny so best wishes

 

 

[old man emu]

9 hours ago, Bruce Tuncks said:

I suggest something quieter,

It's camouflage in case I start taking 'saults.

[facthunter]

Likely to induce an epileptic fit or pink elephants if you stay at the Pub too long.  Nev

[Yenn]

Do you suffer from constipation? Those should be a cure.

[facthunter]

I'd try Prunes, preferably.  Fear can help too. It's a natural function when you're $#!T scared.  Nev

[willedoo]

1 hour ago, Yenn said:

Do you suffer from constipation? Those should be a cure.

Or cause it.

[old man emu]

The 'saults I was talking about are somersaults.

[facthunter]

What do you do in winter?  Nev

[Bruce Tuncks]

Well you got me there OME....  I have never done a somersault in the dunny in my life. Don't expect to either.

[old man emu]

Taking them worse than taking Epsom salts.

[Old Koreelah]

[facthunter]

Organised religion seems to be the Fuel that "Fires" most disputes in the world. Where if has most power is where people are Oppressed the most. IF it's SO Bl@@DY GOOD why do you have to enforce it so  savagely? 

 Answer Because it's about CONTROL Look at IRAN.  Afghanistan Turkeyey, Saudia.  Nev

[facthunter]

It's a lot better talking with Atheists. You don't have to watch every word you say.  Nev

[spenaroo]

the "he" is always lower case