newsaroundme Posted September 10 Posted September 10 This is a joke that I thought was very funny but noone thought my reply was funny or good. I'm going to post it here to see if anybody gets it. Why did the chicken cross the road? (And the answer isn't to get to the other side).
onetrack Posted September 12 Posted September 12 (edited) Maybe I've got a sick sense of humour, but this one really tickled me.... Edited September 12 by onetrack 3
onetrack Posted September 12 Posted September 12 (edited) See if this works for you .... Edited September 12 by onetrack
Marty_d Posted September 12 Posted September 12 4 hours ago, onetrack said: See if this works for you .... Nah - wasn't as funny the second time... 1 2
Jerry_Atrick Posted September 12 Posted September 12 On 10/09/2024 at 9:27 AM, newsaroundme said: This is a joke that I thought was very funny but noone thought my reply was funny or good. I'm going to post it here to see if anybody gets it. Why did the chicken cross the road? (And the answer isn't to get to the other side). I'm still waiting, in suspense, I must say, for the original answer.. 2
newsaroundme Posted September 12 Author Posted September 12 4 hours ago, Jerry_Atrick said: I'm still waiting, in suspense, I must say, for the original answer.. Thanks. The answer is "because he wasn't". A chicken that isn't chicken (i.e. coward). "Too chicken to cross the road" etc. 3
Jerry_Atrick Posted September 13 Posted September 13 9 hours ago, newsaroundme said: The answer is "because he wasn't". A chicken that isn't chicken (i.e. coward). "Too chicken to cross the road" etc. A chicken that is a transexual, too 😉 1
newsaroundme Posted September 13 Author Posted September 13 4 hours ago, Litespeed said: Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg? They came together - the first chicken must have had an egg. The question must be whether that first chicken hatched. I believe that chicken was created. It's a no-brainer then. 2
old man emu Posted September 13 Posted September 13 1 hour ago, newsaroundme said: I believe that chicken was created. It depends on which you accept, evolution or intelligent design.
spacesailor Posted September 14 Posted September 14 I always say . " the egg came first as it didn't need a hen to lay the egg That hatched the first chicken " . The first Mammal came originally from an egg . spacesailor
old man emu Posted September 14 Posted September 14 If you accept chickens are evolved from the non-avian dinosaurs, which descended from amphibians, which descended from fish, and fish lay eggs, then the egg came before the chicken.
Jerry_Atrick Posted September 14 Posted September 14 Better watch out next time your around those chickens. Their ancestory explains why they eat anything and have hen-pecked snakes to death: https://www.zarebasystems.com/articles/t-rex-closest-relative-the-chicken
Litespeed Posted September 14 Posted September 14 On 13/09/2024 at 1:53 PM, Litespeed said: Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg? Neither The Rooster came first or no eggs. 1
spacesailor Posted September 14 Posted September 14 Not so . Rooster is an " avian " , so it came from that egg ! . Only the fish have bragging rites . spacesailor
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