newsaroundme Posted September 10 Share Posted September 10 This is a joke that I thought was very funny but noone thought my reply was funny or good. I'm going to post it here to see if anybody gets it. Why did the chicken cross the road? (And the answer isn't to get to the other side). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man emu Posted September 10 Share Posted September 10 It was on a trans mission. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newsaroundme Posted September 10 Author Share Posted September 10 That's better than the answer I had. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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onetrack Posted September 12 Share Posted September 12 (edited) Maybe I've got a sick sense of humour, but this one really tickled me.... Edited September 12 by onetrack 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red750 Posted September 12 Share Posted September 12 I only get the broken image emoji. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onetrack Posted September 12 Share Posted September 12 (edited) See if this works for you .... Edited September 12 by onetrack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty_d Posted September 12 Share Posted September 12 4 hours ago, onetrack said: See if this works for you .... Nah - wasn't as funny the second time... 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerry_Atrick Posted September 12 Share Posted September 12 On 10/09/2024 at 9:27 AM, newsaroundme said: This is a joke that I thought was very funny but noone thought my reply was funny or good. I'm going to post it here to see if anybody gets it. Why did the chicken cross the road? (And the answer isn't to get to the other side). I'm still waiting, in suspense, I must say, for the original answer.. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pmccarthy Posted September 12 Share Posted September 12 I like being kept in suspenders. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newsaroundme Posted September 12 Author Share Posted September 12 4 hours ago, Jerry_Atrick said: I'm still waiting, in suspense, I must say, for the original answer.. Thanks. The answer is "because he wasn't". A chicken that isn't chicken (i.e. coward). "Too chicken to cross the road" etc. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Litespeed Posted September 13 Share Posted September 13 Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty_d Posted September 13 Share Posted September 13 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerry_Atrick Posted September 13 Share Posted September 13 That cracked me up 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerry_Atrick Posted September 13 Share Posted September 13 9 hours ago, newsaroundme said: The answer is "because he wasn't". A chicken that isn't chicken (i.e. coward). "Too chicken to cross the road" etc. A chicken that is a transexual, too 😉 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClintonB Posted September 13 Share Posted September 13 DONALD TRUMP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newsaroundme Posted September 13 Author Share Posted September 13 4 hours ago, Litespeed said: Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg? They came together - the first chicken must have had an egg. The question must be whether that first chicken hatched. I believe that chicken was created. It's a no-brainer then. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man emu Posted September 13 Share Posted September 13 1 hour ago, newsaroundme said: I believe that chicken was created. It depends on which you accept, evolution or intelligent design. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spacesailor Posted Saturday at 03:40 AM Share Posted Saturday at 03:40 AM I always say . " the egg came first as it didn't need a hen to lay the egg That hatched the first chicken " . The first Mammal came originally from an egg . spacesailor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man emu Posted Saturday at 05:18 AM Share Posted Saturday at 05:18 AM If you accept chickens are evolved from the non-avian dinosaurs, which descended from amphibians, which descended from fish, and fish lay eggs, then the egg came before the chicken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerry_Atrick Posted Saturday at 07:31 AM Share Posted Saturday at 07:31 AM Better watch out next time your around those chickens. Their ancestory explains why they eat anything and have hen-pecked snakes to death: https://www.zarebasystems.com/articles/t-rex-closest-relative-the-chicken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Litespeed Posted Saturday at 08:19 AM Share Posted Saturday at 08:19 AM On 13/09/2024 at 1:53 PM, Litespeed said: Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg? Neither The Rooster came first or no eggs. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spacesailor Posted Saturday at 11:18 AM Share Posted Saturday at 11:18 AM Not so . Rooster is an " avian " , so it came from that egg ! . Only the fish have bragging rites . spacesailor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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