Bad jokes

[newsaroundme]

This is a joke that I thought was very funny but noone thought my reply was funny or good. I'm going to post it here to see if anybody gets it. 

 

Why did the chicken cross the road?

 

(And the answer isn't to get to the other side).

[old man emu]

It was on a trans mission.

[newsaroundme]

That's better than the answer I had.

[red750]

[Jerry_Atrick]

[onetrack]

Maybe I've got a sick sense of humour, but this one really tickled me....

 

Edited September 12, 2024 by onetrack

[red750]

I only get the broken image emoji.

[onetrack]

See if this works for you ....

 

 

Edited September 12, 2024 by onetrack

[Marty_d]

4 hours ago, onetrack said:

See if this works for you ....

 

 

Nah - wasn't as funny the second time...

[Jerry_Atrick]

On 10/09/2024 at 9:27 AM, newsaroundme said:

This is a joke that I thought was very funny but noone thought my reply was funny or good. I'm going to post it here to see if anybody gets it. 

 

Why did the chicken cross the road?

 

(And the answer isn't to get to the other side).

I'm still waiting, in suspense, I must say, for the original answer..

[pmccarthy]

I like being kept in suspenders.

[newsaroundme]

4 hours ago, Jerry_Atrick said:

I'm still waiting, in suspense, I must say, for the original answer..

Thanks. 

 

The answer is "because he wasn't".

 

A chicken that isn't chicken (i.e. coward). "Too chicken to cross the road" etc.

[Litespeed]

Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

[Marty_d]

[Jerry_Atrick]

That cracked me up

[Jerry_Atrick]

9 hours ago, newsaroundme said:

The answer is "because he wasn't".

 

A chicken that isn't chicken (i.e. coward). "Too chicken to cross the road" etc.

A chicken that is a transexual, too 😉

 

[ClintonB]

DONALD TRUMP

[newsaroundme]

4 hours ago, Litespeed said:

Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

They came together - the first chicken must have had an egg. The question must be whether that first chicken hatched. I believe that chicken was created. It's a no-brainer then.

[old man emu]

1 hour ago, newsaroundme said:

I believe that chicken was created.

It depends on which you accept, evolution or intelligent design.

[spacesailor]

I always say . " the egg came first as it didn't need a hen to lay the egg

That hatched the first chicken  " .

The first Mammal came originally from an egg .

spacesailor

[old man emu]

If you accept chickens are evolved from the non-avian dinosaurs, which descended from amphibians, which descended from fish, and fish lay eggs, then the egg came before the chicken.

[Jerry_Atrick]

Better watch out next time your around those chickens. Their ancestory explains why they eat anything and have hen-pecked snakes to death: https://www.zarebasystems.com/articles/t-rex-closest-relative-the-chicken

 

[Litespeed]

On 13/09/2024 at 1:53 PM, Litespeed said:

Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

Neither 

 

The Rooster came first or no eggs.

[spacesailor]

Not so .

Rooster is an " avian " , so it came from that egg ! .

Only the fish have bragging rites .

spacesailor