Toilet paper

[ev17ifly2]

Is It just me or are the rolls getting smaller. They way it's going I will just be buying a pack of brown cardboard rolls . Won't be long before we will be back to using the Weekly Times or Argus to finish the job

 

 

[PA.]

Won't be long before we will be back to using the Weekly Times or Argus to finish the job

Only a problem if you only have an online subscription.

 

 

[PA.]

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Sorry, but I am on roll.

 

[facthunter]

The job's not finished till the paperwork is done. Do you share the dunny with some less aware of costs person(s) Nev

 

 

[kaz3g]

The job's not finished till the paperwork is done. Do you share the dunny with some less aware of costs person(s) Nev

Is that how you work it out?

 

Kaz

 

 

[SSCBD]

Due to all government's lying about inflation and all other things, you are now limited to the three sheets per person rule!

 

This will then also balance the waste that CASA provides in paper these days and inventing new rules.

 

 

[bexrbetter]

It's just the way modern business rolls.

 

Is that how you work it out?

Kaz

I'm eating my dinner ....

 

 

[pmccarthy]

I you have to keep the paperwork up to date.

 

 

[turboplanner]

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[biggles]

What's the story here Turbo , or am I missing something ...... Bob

 

 

[turboplanner]

Just wanted to wake Facthunter up and get him drooling. This pulled into a service station north of Rockhampton this afternoon.

 

 

[Jabiru7252]

Is It just me or are the rolls getting smaller. They way it's going I will just be buying a pack of brown cardboard rolls . Won't be long before we will be back to using the Weekly Times or Argus to finish the job

At work, we have been asked to use both sides of the toilet paper as a cost cutting measure.

 

 

[IBob]

The size of the actual roll is irrelevant over here, now they've invented the dispenser that doesn't...

 

 

[IBob]

The size of the actual roll is irrelevant over here, now they've invented the dispenser that doesn't...

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A devilish cunning device that forces you to fight, tooth and nail...well, okay, nail...for every square, unless the rolls are installed in a counter-rotating fashion. I know...I was there...(

 

[bexrbetter]

Toilet paper is magical stuff, it should work as breast enhancment for ladies I believe, simply rub between the breasts and natural enlargemnet should occur.

 

It has certainly worked for my Wife's azz the last 20 years.

 

 

[skeptic36]

An American Indian goes into the general store and says, "Me need toilet paper." The proprietor replies "I have SuperSoft at $6 for four rolls, or I have No-name at $4 for four rolls."

 

The Indian decides "Me take No-name." Two weeks later, the Indian returns to the store. He says, "Me have name for No-name toilet paper."

 

"What is it?" the owner asks. "John Wayne," says the Indian. "Why John Wayne?" the owner asks. "Because it rough, tough, and take no shit off Indian."

 

 

[turboplanner]

[ATTACH=full]40860[/ATTACH]A devilish cunning device that forces you to fight, tooth and nail...well, okay, nail...for every square, unless the rolls are installed in a counter-rotating fashion. I know...I was there...(

Not only that, the paper is grained to split longitudinally so you get along streamer.

 

 

[Guernsey]

Forget the paper, just use a nice soft paint roller and rinse it when you flush the toilet.

 

Alan.

 

 

[ev17ifly2]

TP, what's it got to do with toilet paper?

LLooks like 350kg of bad taste to me !

 

 

[IBob]

Forget the paper, just use a nice soft paint roller and rinse it when you flush the toilet. Alan.

Hm...now there's a man thinking outside the cubicle.........

 

 

[pmccarthy]

At last, the paperless orifice.

 

 

[facthunter]

Otherwise you get a shitty paint job. Nev

 

 

[facthunter]

Go swimming nude afterwards, if you have nothing on that day. Nev

 

 

[Marty_d]

The lowest point of reincarnation... the last square of paper on the roll!