Phil Perry Posted March 30, 2016 Posted March 30, 2016 According to The Telegraph. . .a highly respected British News Journal. . . .you lot are ungrateful Barstards. . . . . http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men...
dutchroll Posted March 30, 2016 Posted March 30, 2016 I have to admit it is mighty gentlemanly of you English folk to send cannon fodder for our rugby and cricket teams to practice on. Of course, once every few years we allow them to win something because ultimately even we can't stand the sight of a grown man crying into his tea and cucumber sandwiches for too long.
Marty_d Posted March 31, 2016 Posted March 31, 2016 According to The Telegraph. . .a highly respected British News Journal. . . .you lot are ungrateful Barstards. . . . . http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men... I agree. Thanks for taking Warnie. And Rolf Harris... (There's some irony that you guys sent your worst people to a better place a couple hundred years ago, and now we're starting to send them back...)
Bruce Posted April 1, 2016 Posted April 1, 2016 Having made a study of WW1, I reckon Australia was probably on the wrong side. The Poms should be grateful.
Spooks Posted April 1, 2016 Posted April 1, 2016 I have to admit it is mighty gentlemanly of you English folk to send cannon fodder for our rugby and cricket teams to practice on. Of course, once every few years we allow them to win something because ultimately even we can't stand the sight of a grown man crying into his tea and cucumber sandwiches for too long. We just get upset at seeing you lose to your Kiwi neighbours on a regular basis so try to make you feel better
Phil Perry Posted April 1, 2016 Author Posted April 1, 2016 Aw, don't wind the miserable buggers up Spooky mate,. . . . The Aussies are, really,. . .deep down, Wonderful Friendly people. ( I wouldst not tarry and exchange wit and love amongst them in their ale houses and speakeasy places were they anything but Sire. . . . )
Phil Perry Posted April 1, 2016 Author Posted April 1, 2016 Anyway,. . . .I'm off the read the newspaper about a Dog who flies an aeroplane. This is, apparently, in the DAILY MAIL tabloid. so it MUST be true. Chocks away! Watch Shadow the dog successfully fly a PLANE
dutchroll Posted April 2, 2016 Posted April 2, 2016 Anyway,. . . .I'm off the read the newspaper about a Dog who flies an aeroplane. This is, apparently, in the DAILY MAIL tabloid. so it MUST be true. Chocks away! Watch Shadow the dog successfully fly a PLANE The contribution of the English to quality printed journalism around the world can simply not be understated......
dutchroll Posted April 10, 2016 Posted April 10, 2016 We just get upset at seeing you lose to your Kiwi neighbours on a regular basis so try to make you feel better It's only in one particular sport that we seem to have adverse issues with the Kiwis. You English lads excel at doing it across the board......
Phil Perry Posted April 10, 2016 Author Posted April 10, 2016 Don't mind him Dutch. . . we are not ALL sport-driven. . . . . . . . . .I've heard say that some of us are into political humour too. . . . .
dutchroll Posted April 11, 2016 Posted April 11, 2016 Funnily only a few hours ago I was in an elevator in Hong Kong with a couple of other aussies and a south african who was there to watch the rugby sevens. We all agreed unanimously that it was nice to see the English team languishing just above Kenya. We colonials can be a very harsh and unforgiving crowd towards our former masters.
Phil Perry Posted April 11, 2016 Author Posted April 11, 2016 Jeeze,. . .it's lucky I'm a dual national then,. . . this means that I'm only Half offended by your wholly unfair and horrible sporty comments Dutch. We did OK at the bloody Golf though,. . . all those Poms on the leader board. . . . YAY !
fly_tornado Posted April 14, 2016 Posted April 14, 2016 phil what are you poms doing? http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-04-14/rolf-harris-trial-date-set-new-sexual-assault-charges/7328042
Phil Perry Posted April 14, 2016 Author Posted April 14, 2016 . . . . . well,. . . .it looks as though Jake was pretty good at excercising that exta leg Phil ? ? ? ? I look at the whole thing philosophically, rather like these illustrious philosophers. . . . . . [ATTACH]47892._xfImport[/ATTACH] >
fly_tornado Posted April 14, 2016 Posted April 14, 2016 Rolf is just a good old boy from Perth, helping out where ever he can.
spacesailor Posted April 23, 2016 Posted April 23, 2016 "Rolf is just a good old boy" I didn't work out how he did it with that third leg in the way, does he (it) hang to the left or the right, hang on could the leg have been his downfall. spacesailor
Phil Perry Posted April 23, 2016 Author Posted April 23, 2016 Perhaps the "Third leg" was a euphemism ?
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