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I have to admit it is mighty gentlemanly of you English folk to send cannon fodder for our rugby and cricket teams to practice on. Of course, once every few years we allow them to win something because ultimately even we can't stand the sight of a grown man crying into his tea and cucumber sandwiches for too long.

 

 

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According to The Telegraph. . .a highly respected British News Journal. . . .you lot are ungrateful Barstards. . . . .

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men...

I agree. Thanks for taking Warnie. And Rolf Harris...

 

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I have to admit it is mighty gentlemanly of you English folk to send cannon fodder for our rugby and cricket teams to practice on. Of course, once every few years we allow them to win something because ultimately even we can't stand the sight of a grown man crying into his tea and cucumber sandwiches for too long.

We just get upset at seeing you lose to your Kiwi neighbours on a regular basis so try to make you feel better spacer.png

 

 

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Aw, don't wind the miserable buggers up Spooky mate,. . . . The Aussies are, really,. . .deep down, Wonderful Friendly people.

 

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We just get upset at seeing you lose to your Kiwi neighbours on a regular basis so try to make you feel better spacer.png

It's only in one particular sport that we seem to have adverse issues with the Kiwis. You English lads excel at doing it across the board......

 

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Funnily only a few hours ago I was in an elevator in Hong Kong with a couple of other aussies and a south african who was there to watch the rugby sevens. We all agreed unanimously that it was nice to see the English team languishing just above Kenya. We colonials can be a very harsh and unforgiving crowd towards our former masters.

 

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Jeeze,. . .it's lucky I'm a dual national then,. . . this means that I'm only Half offended by your wholly unfair and horrible sporty comments Dutch. spacer.png

 

We did OK at the bloody Golf though,. . . all those Poms on the leader board. . . . YAY !

 

 

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. . . . . well,. . . .it looks as though Jake was pretty good at excercising that exta leg Phil ? ? ? ?

 

I look at the whole thing philosophically, rather like these illustrious philosophers. . . . . .

 

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  • 2 weeks later...
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"Rolf is just a good old boy"

 

I didn't work out how he did it with that third leg in the way, does he (it) hang to the left or the right, hang on could the leg have been his downfall.

 

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