onetrack Posted November 30, 2024 Posted November 30, 2024 Definitely some real black humour in that last one, Clinton! 🙂 1
spacesailor Posted December 1, 2024 Posted December 1, 2024 I had one too . Thankfully never had to use it . As it wasn't a " ballpoint " pen . spacesailor 1
facthunter Posted December 1, 2024 Posted December 1, 2024 Is BLACK humour still aloud or just whispered? Nev 2
ClintonB Posted December 2, 2024 Posted December 2, 2024 This one should be in wish list for Santa, but we don't have that yet. 3 1
nomadpete Posted December 2, 2024 Posted December 2, 2024 I just wanted a hangar with a couch, a kitchenette and a ensuite. 1 1 1
Marty_d Posted December 2, 2024 Posted December 2, 2024 28 minutes ago, ClintonB said: This one should be in wish list for Santa, but we don't have that yet. Hangar doors aren't big enough. Move the house to one side. 3
spacesailor Posted December 4, 2024 Posted December 4, 2024 Iiveing inside it , would induce ' alcoholism ' . Drunk on the fumes of those corks . Makes a ' happy bird ' . spacesailor 2
Marty_d Posted December 9, 2024 Posted December 9, 2024 If the middleman is Colesworth, there's a reason for that - they pay the farmers peanuts.
facthunter Posted December 9, 2024 Posted December 9, 2024 (edited) Turn them into Peasants (from the french, Paysan. one who works on the land) Vin de Pays is regional or local wine one grade above Table wine . Nev Edited December 9, 2024 by facthunter 2
ClintonB Posted December 15, 2024 Posted December 15, 2024 Is Qantas offering mechanical servicing whilst you are on holidays? 2
onetrack Posted December 15, 2024 Posted December 15, 2024 Gee, that socket must be a tight fit on that bolt! - or the car has seen nothing but smooth roads! 2
ClintonB Posted December 17, 2024 Posted December 17, 2024 I figured if a 1.5m tool can be left in a running jet engine, a socket should be a piece of cake for them. 2
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