facthunter Posted Saturday at 06:17 AM Posted Saturday at 06:17 AM Don't barely do anything .Stop being an exhibitionist. Someone might come to the door, wanting your help If you've got nothing on. Pretend you are busy. Nev 2
spacesailor Posted Saturday at 07:42 AM Posted Saturday at 07:42 AM That is the best time to get weighed. Then you you weigh again , to see if you have enough clothes on . spacesailor 1
Rastus Posted Saturday at 07:42 AM Posted Saturday at 07:42 AM I had nothing to do today. It took me all day, and I’m buggered!😴 1
red750 Posted Saturday at 08:11 AM Posted Saturday at 08:11 AM Wife : What are you doing today? Husband : Nothing. Wife : That's what you did yesterday. Husband : Yes, but I didn't get finished. 1
onetrack Posted Saturday at 08:40 AM Posted Saturday at 08:40 AM A pretty hedonistic bloke was killed, and ended up in Hell, welcomed by Satan. "Well, now you're here, I'll give you a tour around", said Satan, and he took him to a dimly-lit entrance door, with a soft red light illuminating everything beyond. In the low light, the bloke could see a place that looked like a cosy nightclub, with a table, a bottle of wine on the table, two glasses, and a gorgeous blonde sitting at the table. "That's your deserved place, over there, at that table, seated opposite the blonde", said Satan. "Really!!", the bloke exclaimed. "This sure doesn't look like Hell to me!! In fact, it looks like Heaven!!" "Oh, it's Hell alright!", growled Satan. "The bottle has a hole in it, and the blonde hasn't!!" 2
facthunter Posted Sunday at 01:28 AM Posted Sunday at 01:28 AM And my Boss is a BLONDE. (Silver grey now actually). Nev 2
facthunter Posted Sunday at 02:41 AM Posted Sunday at 02:41 AM Dream ON. Bavarian Motorwerken not a worken.? By the Chique Magnette. version. 2
nomadpete Posted Sunday at 03:02 AM Posted Sunday at 03:02 AM 18 minutes ago, facthunter said: Dream ON. Bavarian Motorwerken not a worken.? By the Chique Magnette. version. Morris Garages produced a MG Magnette, but I don't think it attracted any better than BMW's attempt. 2
onetrack Posted Sunday at 04:18 AM Posted Sunday at 04:18 AM The only magnets I've ever owned, only picked up steel and lost parts! A chick magnet is a personality substitute. 1
facthunter Posted Sunday at 04:26 AM Posted Sunday at 04:26 AM Seems to work though. The chicks I attract with the Ford AU would just be unable to walk. Nev 1 2
facthunter Posted Sunday at 04:29 AM Posted Sunday at 04:29 AM I have often fantasized about having a blown up sex doll in the front seat of a RED MG TF with the top down. Nev 2
nomadpete Posted Sunday at 05:17 AM Posted Sunday at 05:17 AM 43 minutes ago, facthunter said: I have often fantasized about having a blown up sex doll in the front seat of a RED MG TF with the top down. Nev Probably the only way to go. Any woman who has been out for a Sunday drive in an open car - will know to never do that again. Windburn, sunburn, and messed hair! BTW, I did see a long suffering lady grimly tolerating a ride in a red MG TC today! All I can say is, hubby must have been very good to her this morning! 1 1
old man emu Posted Sunday at 05:18 AM Posted Sunday at 05:18 AM 48 minutes ago, facthunter said: sex doll in the front seat of a RED MG TF with the top down. The doll's or the MG's? 3
nomadpete Posted Sunday at 05:27 AM Posted Sunday at 05:27 AM (edited) 9 minutes ago, old man emu said: The doll's or the MG's? I think the car would look great with the top down. Not so sure about the doll's though. And why would Nev want a terrorist doll in the car with him? Edited Sunday at 05:28 AM by nomadpete 2
facthunter Posted Sunday at 05:32 AM Posted Sunday at 05:32 AM You can even lay the windscreen down with a TF.. Nev 1
old man emu Posted Sunday at 06:20 AM Posted Sunday at 06:20 AM 48 minutes ago, facthunter said: You can even lay the windscreen down with a TF.. Nev You can lay the doll, too. 2
nomadpete Posted Sunday at 08:17 AM Posted Sunday at 08:17 AM 2 hours ago, facthunter said: You can even lay the windscreen down with a TF.. Nev Fresh air! 2
onetrack Posted Sunday at 11:16 AM Posted Sunday at 11:16 AM That looks more like a description of the climate in Victoria, rather than Australia overall. 1
facthunter Posted Sunday at 10:55 PM Posted Sunday at 10:55 PM Pretty warm in Perth, today. People who don't live in Victoria seem to know ALL about the weather here. Stay away, we're full. The weather's Terrible. everything's BAD. . The Trams will run over you. They are electric and free in the City. So BAD they can't charge for using them. (air-conditioned and clean). I only came here because I had to and full of fear as I'd heard all the stories. Nev 1 1 1
facthunter Posted yesterday at 03:07 AM Posted yesterday at 03:07 AM When I think about it, I used to fly out of HERE as often as I could but I thought it was for the Money.. I did look for Utopia everywhere. Esperance is nice.. There's a French town on the Mediterranean coast, which is NICE but Costly. Nev 1
old man emu Posted yesterday at 11:26 AM Posted yesterday at 11:26 AM 8 hours ago, facthunter said: There's a French town on the Mediterranean coast, which is NICE but Costly. Nev Points for that bit of wit. 2 1
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