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Anyway the Pigeon takes his bird food the the checkout and the checkout chick says "That will be $4.95" to which the Pigeon says "Put it on the Duck's bill."

 

 

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Given that it's been developed by a Russian startup, it's only a matter of time before we see Vlad posing on one with his shirt off...

Gosh, can't wait for next year's calendar....)

 

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I remember once messing around near the canal when I was walking back from school. . . . Tell you what ! Mother hung me out to dry for that. . .

 

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I remember once messing around near the canal when I was walking back from school. . . . Tell you what ! Mother hung me out to dry for that. . .

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Your first experience of horizontal exercise?

 

 

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I remember once messing around near the canal when I was walking back from school. . . . Tell you what ! Mother hung me out to dry for that. . .

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Look mum, I'm flying!

 

So began Phil's dreams of flight.

 

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I admit that it isn't me in that pic. . .They DID try it once mind,. . but my Dad said. .

 

" I think we're gonna need a much thicker clothes line and loads more pegs Luv. . ."

 

 

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No comments please about Phil being 'well hung'.

Old story -

 

When I was a keen newspaper delivery kid in 1958, I'd be out on me bike in rain, hail snow, you name it. .getting rather moist. . .I did TWO runs every morning forTen bob a week, which was a king's ransom back then.

 

There was one elderly lady named Mrs. Garlick ( I kid you not ) very severe and always moaned if the paper was 2 minutes late. On my fist ever day, I delivered her paper to the house next door by mistake.

 

She stormed up to the newsagents and told the owner "That paper kid of yours should be bloody well Hung ! "

 

 

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No comments please about Phil being 'well hung'.

There's plenty of side street "massage" shops in the back lanes and if I have my shy worker or other Chinese mates with me as we walk past, I take delight in making them extremely uncomfortable by stopping and talking to the girls at the doorways.

 

A couple of months ago I had my worker in tow and I stopped at one, said hello, grabbed my worker, thrust him in the doorway while going bright red, and said "how much?".

 

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There's plenty of side street "massage" shops in the back lanes and if I have my shy worker or other Chinese mates with me as we walk past, I take delight in making them extremely uncomfortable by stopping and talking to the girls at the doorways.

A couple of months ago I had my worker in tow and I stopped at one, said hello, grabbed my worker, thrust him in the doorway while going bright red, and said "how much?".

 

Well one of the girls got up panicking, ran around the back yelling; "Foreigner too big"!! spacer.png

Lot of those older Buildings do have lower doorways. Isn't that what you mean. Don't want to bump your HEAD.

 

 

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Lot of those older Buildings do have lower doorways. Isn't that what you mean. Don't want to bump your HEAD.

Is that why they are called knock shops?

 

 

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Yeah, OME.

 

But I recall considering buying a 750 flathead WLA back in 1970. A guy in Sydney would build me a new one out of Army surplus parts, for the princely sum of $450.

 

But I bought a Yamaha 125 which went faster, stopped better, handled better, and used less fuel to do it. And brought me home at the end of the day.

 

 

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