PA. Posted February 22, 2017 Posted February 22, 2017 [ATTACH=full]48695[/ATTACH] Anyway the Pigeon takes his bird food the the checkout and the checkout chick says "That will be $4.95" to which the Pigeon says "Put it on the Duck's bill."
IBob Posted February 22, 2017 Posted February 22, 2017 So far, so good. So, what happened after Bill put the bird food on the ducks???
Marty_d Posted February 22, 2017 Posted February 22, 2017 Not really a silly picture.But a quad vegetable slicer: what could possibly go wrong??? Hoverbike inspired by Star Wars Given that it's been developed by a Russian startup, it's only a matter of time before we see Vlad posing on one with his shirt off...
IBob Posted February 22, 2017 Posted February 22, 2017 Given that it's been developed by a Russian startup, it's only a matter of time before we see Vlad posing on one with his shirt off... Gosh, can't wait for next year's calendar....) [ATTACH]48275._xfImport[/ATTACH]
Marty_d Posted February 22, 2017 Posted February 22, 2017 Ah, now I know what they mean by "bear-back riding"!
Bruce Posted February 22, 2017 Posted February 22, 2017 Whatteya do if chased? Well you run with a bear behind.
Phil Perry Posted February 26, 2017 Author Posted February 26, 2017 They evidently don't 'DO' Irony. . . oop North here in Big Brotherland. . . . [ATTACH]48276._xfImport[/ATTACH]
Phil Perry Posted February 26, 2017 Author Posted February 26, 2017 I remember once messing around near the canal when I was walking back from school. . . . Tell you what ! Mother hung me out to dry for that. . . [ATTACH]48277._xfImport[/ATTACH]
pmccarthy Posted February 26, 2017 Posted February 26, 2017 I remember once messing around near the canal when I was walking back from school. . . . Tell you what ! Mother hung me out to dry for that. . . [ATTACH=full]48837[/ATTACH] Your first experience of horizontal exercise?
Flying Officer Kite Posted February 27, 2017 Posted February 27, 2017 They evidently don't 'DO' Irony. . . oop North here in Big Brotherland. . . . [ATTACH=full]48836[/ATTACH] Priceless!
Birdseye Posted February 27, 2017 Posted February 27, 2017 Your first experience of horizontal exercise? No comments please about Phil being 'well hung'.
PA. Posted February 27, 2017 Posted February 27, 2017 I remember once messing around near the canal when I was walking back from school. . . . Tell you what ! Mother hung me out to dry for that. . . [ATTACH]48278._xfImport[/ATTACH] Look mum, I'm flying! So began Phil's dreams of flight.
Bruce Posted February 27, 2017 Posted February 27, 2017 How many hangars do you need to be "well hung"? I only have 2, one at the farm and one at Gawler.
spacesailor Posted February 27, 2017 Posted February 27, 2017 Love the Film: 1984 Big Brother is watching you: Tried for years to get a copy. spacesailor
Phil Perry Posted February 27, 2017 Author Posted February 27, 2017 I admit that it isn't me in that pic. . .They DID try it once mind,. . but my Dad said. . " I think we're gonna need a much thicker clothes line and loads more pegs Luv. . ."
Phil Perry Posted February 27, 2017 Author Posted February 27, 2017 No comments please about Phil being 'well hung'. Old story - When I was a keen newspaper delivery kid in 1958, I'd be out on me bike in rain, hail snow, you name it. .getting rather moist. . .I did TWO runs every morning forTen bob a week, which was a king's ransom back then. There was one elderly lady named Mrs. Garlick ( I kid you not ) very severe and always moaned if the paper was 2 minutes late. On my fist ever day, I delivered her paper to the house next door by mistake. She stormed up to the newsagents and told the owner "That paper kid of yours should be bloody well Hung ! "
bexrbetter Posted February 27, 2017 Posted February 27, 2017 No comments please about Phil being 'well hung'. There's plenty of side street "massage" shops in the back lanes and if I have my shy worker or other Chinese mates with me as we walk past, I take delight in making them extremely uncomfortable by stopping and talking to the girls at the doorways. A couple of months ago I had my worker in tow and I stopped at one, said hello, grabbed my worker, thrust him in the doorway while going bright red, and said "how much?". Well one of the girls got up panicking, ran around the back yelling; "Foreigner too big"!!
Cosmick Posted February 28, 2017 Posted February 28, 2017 There's plenty of side street "massage" shops in the back lanes and if I have my shy worker or other Chinese mates with me as we walk past, I take delight in making them extremely uncomfortable by stopping and talking to the girls at the doorways. A couple of months ago I had my worker in tow and I stopped at one, said hello, grabbed my worker, thrust him in the doorway while going bright red, and said "how much?". Well one of the girls got up panicking, ran around the back yelling; "Foreigner too big"!! Lot of those older Buildings do have lower doorways. Isn't that what you mean. Don't want to bump your HEAD.
PA. Posted February 28, 2017 Posted February 28, 2017 Lot of those older Buildings do have lower doorways. Isn't that what you mean. Don't want to bump your HEAD. Is that why they are called knock shops?
hihosland Posted February 28, 2017 Posted February 28, 2017 [ATTACH]48279._xfImport[/ATTACH] Serious wifi
old man emu Posted February 28, 2017 Posted February 28, 2017 [ATTACH=full]48873[/ATTACH] I think that I am justified in being severely offended by that post. [ATTACH]48281._xfImport[/ATTACH] OME
nomadpete Posted February 28, 2017 Posted February 28, 2017 Yeah, OME. But I recall considering buying a 750 flathead WLA back in 1970. A guy in Sydney would build me a new one out of Army surplus parts, for the princely sum of $450. But I bought a Yamaha 125 which went faster, stopped better, handled better, and used less fuel to do it. And brought me home at the end of the day.
facthunter Posted February 28, 2017 Posted February 28, 2017 And your Yamaha is worth about $500 and the WLA would fetch above $20,000. Nev
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