Old Koreelah Posted September 20, 2017 Posted September 20, 2017 The old matriarch of the Tickle family was christened Theresa, but universally referred to as Tess.
Marty_d Posted September 20, 2017 Posted September 20, 2017 Who said you can't have airbags on a motorbike. Oh... wait a minute...
old man emu Posted September 20, 2017 Posted September 20, 2017 His Grandfather: Cursed be the Colonel and Ronald!
Phil Perry Posted September 21, 2017 Author Posted September 21, 2017 Funny PIC ?. . .dunno,. . .this was taken a few minutes before the iconic 'Abbey Road' album cover picture was taken.. . . I am informed that it was taken in early December,. . .that would mean it was bloody COLD ! . . .I hope that Paul McCartney didn't get Chilblains from standing around with no shoes on . . . it looks to me as if he was weraing shoes in this pic,. . and the bugger took 'em orf for the walk across the Zebra crossing. . .( 8 takes, as I recall, due to interference from road traffic. . .) [ATTACH]48975._xfImport[/ATTACH] Yer dunnarf learn some irrelevant stuff on 'ere dontcha ?
Phil Perry Posted September 21, 2017 Author Posted September 21, 2017 Is it true that in Suffolk all the young women go out on the roads at night looking for road studs? Yes Mr. Yenn Sir. . . . . .it is a practice well known in the United Kingdom as 'DOGGING' . . .ie, having sex with people you have never met before.. . . .very popular pastime ( SO I AM TOLD ! - I WOULDN'T KNOW being fairly elderly. . . .and born in a much more disciplined, reserved and polite age. . .) We have road signs now saying 'No Dogging in this car park area' . . . . the mind doth boggle. . .
old man emu Posted September 22, 2017 Posted September 22, 2017 And to think that we used to deck out Holden Sandmans with shag carpet.
PA. Posted September 22, 2017 Posted September 22, 2017 Have to do something while the missus gets dinner ready. [ATTACH]48978._xfImport[/ATTACH]
Marty_d Posted September 22, 2017 Posted September 22, 2017 Yes Mr. Yenn Sir. . . . . .it is a practice well known in the United Kingdom as 'DOGGING' . . .ie, having sex with people you have never met before.. . . .very popular pastime ( SO I AM TOLD ! - I WOULDN'T KNOW being fairly elderly. . . .and born in a much more disciplined, reserved and polite age. . .) We have road signs now saying 'No Dogging in this car park area' . . . . the mind doth boggle. . . How embarrassing would it be to pull up for a quickie with a stranger... and discover she's your wife.
Phil Perry Posted September 22, 2017 Author Posted September 22, 2017 How embarrassing would it be to pull up for a quickie with a stranger... and discover she's your wife. That sounds like the script for a short horror movie mate. . . . .
PA. Posted September 22, 2017 Posted September 22, 2017 Ice cream flavour for September: [ATTACH=full]2594[/ATTACH] Not so popular in the Middle East and parts of Asia.
Marty_d Posted September 22, 2017 Posted September 22, 2017 Not so popular in the Middle East and parts of Asia. Probably contains no trace of actual pig.
old man emu Posted September 24, 2017 Posted September 24, 2017 If you don't, they'll whine all the way to the party.
old man emu Posted September 28, 2017 Posted September 28, 2017 Then there was the the male Gay couple who wanted their adopted son to be a girl.
Admin Posted September 28, 2017 Posted September 28, 2017 Then there was the the male Gay couple who wanted their adopted son to be a girl. And then be allowed to marry her cat
Marty_d Posted October 1, 2017 Posted October 1, 2017 Probably wasn't very heavenly for his playmates...
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