Silly Picture Thread.

[red750]

[nomadpete]

This is why we need crack resistant cement....

[red750]

[red750]

[nomadpete]

 

Took me a while to see it, but I am only using a tiny screen.

[Marty_d]

On 22/10/2022 at 5:02 PM, onetrack said:

That reminds me of the story about the two blokes on holiday in Thailand. After more than a few ales, one picks up a Thai girl while his mate is occupied, and takes her to his bedroom.

About 10 mins later, his mate is banging on his door urgently. "Fred!! Fred!! FRED!!! ..... IT'S A BOY!!! IT'S A BOY!!!"

A mate of mine has a wife and a couple of kids in Thailand. He's spent a lot of time there but even so he finds it hard to pick out the trannies sometimes.  When out having a drink with his missus though he has seen the occasional lovestruck tourist with their arm around a beautiful "girl", and on a couple of occasions had a quiet word to the bloke to ensure he knows what's under the dress.

[red750]

"Heifer Heels" - created during Prohibition, so that bootleggers would not leave trackable footprints, looking like cattle had passed through.

 

[red750]

Rock Mugshots

 

Frank Sinatra, Elvis, Johnny Cash, Jimi Hendrix, Jim Morrison, David Bowie, Mick Jagger, Janis Joplin & Kurt Cobain

 

[nomadpete]

Cool. Can you so another set of mugshots..... Of politicians?

[Old Koreelah]

8 hours ago, red750 said:

"Heifer Heels" - created during Prohibition, so that bootleggers would not leave trackable footprints, looking like cattle had passed through.

 

Perhaps they got the idea from Kadaicha Man slippers, which left a trail no tracker could follow.

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kurdaitcha

[willedoo]

15 hours ago, Marty_d said:

A mate of mine has a wife and a couple of kids in Thailand. He's spent a lot of time there but even so he finds it hard to pick out the trannies sometimes. 

Adam's apple, ankles, fingers. Naive tourist + alcohol can negate that detection rule of thumb sometimes. But yes, from a distance some can be very deceiving. A lot of tourists who are not familiar with the place miss a lot of the subtleties of life there. Some go there and end up marrying bar girls and are quite proud of the fact that the girl speaks good English. There's a reason for it; the better the English, the longer they've been in the game. Loudness is another indication of time served as a bar girl. It comes from constantly yelling over the loud music. Girls with good feet are city girls; girls with cracked feet are poor girls from the country, fresh out of the rice paddies and down to Bangkok to help support their family.

[red750]

Duh!

 

 

[onetrack]

I'm not sure how often that rail line gets used - or has the whole thing been photoshopped?

[onetrack]

This is an all-too-common engineering fail ....

 

 

[old man emu]

12 minutes ago, onetrack said:

This is an all-too-common engineering fail ....

 

 

I thought that was the way drain openings were meant to be installed.

[red750]

Coffee porn - who's the barista?

 

[octave]

I can vouch for this latte art because I did it.  I did not start off with intent but at some point I said to myself "that looks like a.......

 

 

 

[facthunter]

Acorn?   Nev

[onetrack]

I can only see the face of Jesus in the coffee.

[facthunter]

Dog bless you. it's another miracle.  Nev

[willedoo]

Looks like a frog to me.

[Marty_d]

4 hours ago, onetrack said:

I can only see the face of Jesus in the coffee.

Jesus had a nose like a todger?

[onetrack]

I dunno, you blokes just can't seem to rise above porn, as soon as you see any photo or drawing.

 

I suppose you can see nothing but sexual objects in the drawings of this bloke, too.......

 

 

 

[Jerry_Atrick]

The adult version of Mr. Squiggle!!!

 

[Edit] Although there were one or two that once seen, was hard to erase...

Edited October 25, 2022 by Jerry_Atrick

[old man emu]

3 minutes ago, Jerry_Atrick said:

The adult version of Mr. Squiggle!!!

 

[Edit] Although there were one or two that once seen, was hard to erase...

You just need a good rubber.