old man emu Posted December 5, 2022 Posted December 5, 2022 5 hours ago, red750 said: Sock it to me! 2
facthunter Posted December 5, 2022 Posted December 5, 2022 PRETEND you believe in Santa and the tooth Fairy and the presents keep coming longer. It's a "no brainer" for anyone in that situation.. Nev 1
Jerry_Atrick Posted December 5, 2022 Posted December 5, 2022 Problem is, if you believe in santa, you end up with a shortage of underwear after a while. 1
old man emu Posted December 7, 2022 Posted December 7, 2022 I've just received a message from my kids asking for what I'd like as a Silly Season gift. What I want is an impossibility. 1 1
Admin Posted December 7, 2022 Posted December 7, 2022 10 minutes ago, old man emu said: I've just received a message from my kids asking for what I'd like as a Silly Season gift. What I want is an impossibility. My kids are a wakeup to me now...they say "Daddy, what do you want for Xmas other than a 21 yo blonde, 2 x 21 yo blondes or your 2 front teeth" 🤣 2 1
old man emu Posted December 7, 2022 Posted December 7, 2022 4 hours ago, old man emu said: What I want is an impossibility. I want what I lost this time last year. 5
Marty_d Posted December 8, 2022 Posted December 8, 2022 35 minutes ago, nomadpete said: WHS ladder safety 101, Good job it provides a shelf for his carton (there's far more than a six-pack in there!) 1 1
Jerry_Atrick Posted December 8, 2022 Posted December 8, 2022 As I say to the ladies, why are you interested in a fella with a 6-pack, when I have a 12 pack? 2
facthunter Posted December 12, 2022 Posted December 12, 2022 They want the Person they thought they could make YOU into. Nev 1 1
Jerry_Atrick Posted December 15, 2022 Posted December 15, 2022 Sounds perfectly reasonable to me... 1 1
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