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AND !

 

Poor "Guy" was the dupe of the gang, meant to light the banger,

 

But smart enough to realise he would be blown up, so told the authorities.

 

Those a_holes were going to Hang, draw, & quarter him at the stake.

 

BUT he decide to, dive off the hangman's platform, to break his neck.

 

Long live the Fawkes family.

 

spacesailor

 

 

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A fellow sat on the barber's chair

 

"I'll have a shave and a shoe shine... 

 

 

 

The barber began to lather his face, while

 

a woman with the biggest, firmest, most

 

beautiful real breasts that he had ever seen

 

knelt down and began to shine his shoes.

 

 

 

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The Texan said, "Young lady, you and I

 

should go and spend some time in a

 

hotel room."

 

 

 

She replied, "I'm married and my

 

husband wouldn't like that."

 

 

 

The Texan said, "Tell him you're working

 

overtime and I'll pay you the difference."

 

 

 

She said, "You tell him; you're closer.

 

 

 

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