red750 Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 [ATTACH]50336._xfImport[/ATTACH] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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spacesailor Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 A plastic bottle recycling machine WAS down the road. What a Filthy mess there, All those rejected bottles & bags, plus all the Garbage that were containers, littered every were . spacesailor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Perry Posted September 23, 2019 Author Share Posted September 23, 2019 A strong contender for headline of the year. . . [ATTACH]50342._xfImport[/ATTACH] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Perry Posted September 23, 2019 Author Share Posted September 23, 2019 It's raining and cold, and the missus is out in it, So I have just rung her to say that I've run her some hot water and bubbles for when she gets in, I know, I know. . . I'm an old softy . . . [ATTACH]50343._xfImport[/ATTACH] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 They say Viagra helps. Nev(er) tried it myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pmccarthy Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 I tried dissolving it in my mouth and got a stiff upper lip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planedriver Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 Don't get fooled by what I call Viagra Mints. They may be blue, but don't seem to work somehow [ATTACH]50345._xfImport[/ATTACH] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty_d Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 I tried dissolving it in my mouth and got a stiff upper lip. Lucky you didn't think it was a suppository. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planedriver Posted September 26, 2019 Share Posted September 26, 2019 How'd you guess that? We all make a few mistakes as we get older. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Perry Posted September 27, 2019 Author Share Posted September 27, 2019 I'm a bit of a fatty as well,. . .but then my job isn't to keep the public safe on the streets of Britain. . . I realise that there is a shortage of police but. . .? Oh well,. . .maybe he's a hell of a nice guy. . .who knows. . . [ATTACH]50349._xfImport[/ATTACH] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pmccarthy Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 Up a lane, over a fence, up a fire escape, he will be in hot pursuit of the villain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red750 Posted September 28, 2019 Share Posted September 28, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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old man emu Posted September 28, 2019 Share Posted September 28, 2019 Red, bad upload Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red750 Posted September 28, 2019 Share Posted September 28, 2019 "Missed by that much." - Maxwell Smart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red750 Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 Who decided to put that sign there? [ATTACH]50352._xfImport[/ATTACH] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PA. Posted October 1, 2019 Share Posted October 1, 2019 Who decided to put that sign there? [ATTACH]3292[/ATTACH] Fixed it. [ATTACH]50353._xfImport[/ATTACH] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Phil Perry Posted October 1, 2019 Author Share Posted October 1, 2019 Disgusting Vegetables #3947 [ATTACH]50355._xfImport[/ATTACH] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClintonB Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 I don’t know if I want to get better eyesight from carrots now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Perry Posted October 6, 2019 Author Share Posted October 6, 2019 Finally decided to have a go at the pistol range. Well excited I was. Didn't get to fire a single shot. I decided to sit it out this time. 3 hours later it shut . . . [ATTACH]50363._xfImport[/ATTACH] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClintonB Posted October 7, 2019 Share Posted October 7, 2019 Recurring theme here Phil, but better than the carrot.? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pmccarthy Posted October 7, 2019 Share Posted October 7, 2019 Phil I reckon you fired a shot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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