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I'm not sure why this is in the 'silly' anything thread. It isn't silly.

My good wife and I work together in similar fashion to you, One T.

I say 'good wife' because the other two weren't so good. (For me, anyway).

I confess, I am a slow learner, but now we have been together 15 years without an argument, and I say that I have refined my selection criteria.

We are starting to think this might be permanent. Anyway I aim to make it to see my 50th wedding anniversary. I will be getting on a bit. It comes up around my 108'th birthday.

 

A wise bloke once told me 'there are sane ones out there'.

 

I am glad I finally found one!

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16 hours ago, red750 said:

Yes. Well done Spacey. I'm afraid I'll never make it. 13th April would have been our 50th.

Ego quoque, Brute! 7th June 2021 was our 40th. But I refuse to remove my wedding ring.

 

 

[Ego quoque, Brute = Me, too, Brutus]

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old man emu

You got a wedding rjng !.

I refused one, when l was working.  ( danger in labourous ocupations   )

Then asked for a nice gold wedding ring for my fiftieth anniversary. ( retired   ). 

A PROMPED REFUSEL 

So no ring on my finger. 

PS l didn,t ask this time

spacesailor

 

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HEY

It looks like there is 

 

 

NO MORE  !!!!

after this DIAMOND anniversary. 

 

 

somebody  prove me wrong.

The wife won,t be pleased . And l haven,t said anything YET   !!!

spacesailor

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Bagpipes were designed to strike terror into the hearts of the enemy from great distances as an army advanced. So by the time they got close enough to actually fight, the enemy was ready to surrender just to stop the noise.

 

They are still best heard from great distances.

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This reminds of the hoary old joke about Fergus the Scot who was in the pub having a discussion aboot neighbours.

 

"Ach!", says Fergus, "I've got the worrst neighbours! They bang on the doorrs and walls at 2:00AM and 3:00AM, screaming and yelling like madmen!"

 

"Good God", says one of the others. "Did you say anything to them about the noise?"

 

"Nay", says Fergus. "I just went on quietly playin' ma bagpipes".

 

Edited by onetrack

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