facthunter Posted June 14, 2022 Posted June 14, 2022 They say the best sound from an accordion is when it lands heavily on the rubbish tip. Nev 1 1 1
red750 Posted June 14, 2022 Posted June 14, 2022 Like the bagpipes, or Scottish breathalyser. When they start to sound good, you've had too much. 4
facthunter Posted June 14, 2022 Posted June 14, 2022 Not the Player but the audience.. It's an ILL wind that nobody blows any good.. Nev 1 1
old man emu Posted June 14, 2022 Posted June 14, 2022 There's many a Scottish lad who's got great pleasure from fingering his chanter. 1
onetrack Posted June 14, 2022 Posted June 14, 2022 As the old joke goes..... The Scotsman, Tom, was complaining about his new neighbours to his friend Mack. "Och, they're a terrible lot. Screaming and yelling, and thumping and bangin' on tha walls! - at 2.00AM, mind ye!" "Goodness!", said Mack. "Did ye no' say something to them?" "Nay", replied Tom. "I jist kept on quietly playin' ma bagpipes". 1
Marty_d Posted June 14, 2022 Posted June 14, 2022 3 hours ago, red750 said: Like the bagpipes, or Scottish breathalyser. When they start to sound good, you've had too much. There's one song they sound good in... https://youtu.be/eQluGs2SFRs 1 2
old man emu Posted June 14, 2022 Posted June 14, 2022 9 hours ago, Marty_d said: There's one song they sound good in... https://youtu.be/eQluGs2SFRs The good old "It's a long way to the shop if you want a sausage roll." 2 1 1
onetrack Posted June 15, 2022 Posted June 15, 2022 I need her with me when I get annoyed at idiots idling diesels for 20mins or half an hour, simply because they want the A/C on. 1
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now